eli ❃

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

only 90s kids remember this.

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

@theresaelizam Okay but fr who is that… because that doesn’t even look like your mother?

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The winner of the Jeremy Allen White look-alike competition in Chicago.

(🎥: @aquarisunz)

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

This is who the County of Winnebago asked to plead guilty to reckless driving (driving 20 mph above the speed limit)

[jynx @jynxbby]

being a yapper is so funny sometimes, like what am i even saying

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

I have been reintroduced to apples with peanut butter. I have already had 3. I will answering no further questions at this time, thanks!

[celiac influencer @theresaelizam]

didn’t think it was gonna rain ….

[celiac influencer @theresaelizam]

it’s your bestie 👯‍♀️miss miss westie💁‍♀️don’t 🙅‍♀️tryna test me✍️📝it’s gonna get messy 🛁it’s gonna get messy💩so just just bless😇me🙏 just bless me🧎‍♀️⛪️✝️

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

Sometimes i just listen to Like a G6 when i need a little energy because it sounds like an energy drink

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

Doing my laundry and then folding and putting it away IMMEDIATELY afterwards

[David @paskana_]

what do you think is harder than this?

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

Me to myself after purposefully having bread

[n @myloversprayer]

i just dont understand how u can look into my big brown eyes n hurt me like i really dont

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

night shift workers when they see the time go back an hour

[celiac influencer @theresaelizam]

update: this man decided to bereal from his hometown in mexico like i cannot explain to how unhinged this is only bc he’s truly in the middle of nowhere

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

@theresaelizam and you didn’t 😜

[Jenn1 Hermos0 @Jennihermoso]

Official Announcement. August 25th,2023.

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

omg

[magstrology @magstrology]

Which late 90s/early 00s cartoon girls are you based on your big 3?

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

@theresaelizam did anyone teach you about digital footprint!! Pls! This can be connected back to me 😪😪😪

[celiac influencer @theresaelizam]

eli got hit by a car crossing the crosswalk (she’s fine)

[eli ❃ @eli_tmartz]

did she tell you that 🧐

[celiac influencer @theresaelizam]

eli got hit by a car crossing the crosswalk (she’s fine)