Eli Wilson

These go to eleven

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Those who subvert the will of the majority make it seem like your voices will never be heard, like your votes don't count, like your values are outside of the norm of American patriotism Don't believe it. Cynicism and intimidation are ways the weak make themselves seem strong.

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Nice to meet you the other day @SenDonnelly Happy Thanksgiving https://t.co/1EDMKGpCuL

[Archive: Senator Joe Donnelly @SenDonnelly]

Today, Joe toured @FoodFinders in Lafayette and met with representatives from statewide anti-hunger groups. The event was part of his Farm Bill Listening Tour around the state to gather input from Hoosiers about what they want to see in the upcoming Farm Bill.

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Laces out Dan!

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Congrats @Cubs - even @whitesox fans are rooting for you!

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

I made chili today and it is good #proud

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Ding dong the witch is dead #happyday #goodnews #work

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

It's called the shampoo effect. #buzz

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

I saw an old, grey haired, man using Tinder at work today. #sugardaddy

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Starting the year off at work with a disgruntled employee threading to come back with a gun. Happy New Year!

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

I'm not sure working 32 out of 48 hrs over Christmas was the best idea... I'm tired #bigmoney #steel #uss

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

@trentalive thug lyfe

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

The good news is that the truck fits inside the garage... The bad news, nothing else will. #firstworldproblems

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

You know it had been a long week when you sleep 12 hours on your first night off. #feelingood

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

I've been at work for 21 straight hours... Now my boss tell me I have to take a nap before I can go home. #naptime

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Life after college sucks. Tomorrow night at this time I will be arriving at work. #midweek #weekend

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

Going to see Jack White tonight - Lazaretto #hellyeah http://t.co/jm5L8A6z4P

[Eli Wilson @eli_wilson]

I've been at work for less then an hour a I'm soaked to the bone in sweat. #thissucks

[VICE @VICE]

What comes after 69? Find out in the new episode of Kids Telling Dirty Jokes: http://t.co/UF3y3t2Yd7