Mr. Khurafati ❁

PARODY; CRICKET EXPERT

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Education & health budget

[Phunsuk Wangdu @Phunsukwangduji]

This bag is so small, what can it hold ??

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@TARUNspeakss @sauban_mirza Kaan se earbud nikala kya?

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Breaking News: Once again, INC has emerged as the largest vote-katwa party in West Bengal.

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Chok de India.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A football morning in Gangtok! We learnt, we played, we celebrated and above everything else, we enjoyed the game….

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Why we are not because

Dhurandhar Ranveer Singh
Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Rohit Sharma
Kapil Sharma
Shah Rukh Khan
Salman Khana
Atal Bihari Vajepaee
Dr. Manmohan Singh
Bhagat Singh
Mohammad Shami
Sanju Samson
Rajnikant +78% people of india.

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Be vegetarian because..

Amitabh Bachchan - Turned Vegetarian
Anil Kumble - Vegetarian
Cheteshwar Pujara - Vegetarian
Hema Malini - Vegetarian
Kangana Ranaut - Turned Vegetarian
Mahatma Gandhi - Vegetarian
Mukesh Ambani - Vegetarian
Narendra Modi - Vegetarian
Ravichandran Ashwin - Vegetarian
Shahid Kapoor - Turned Vegetarian
Vidya Balan - Vegetarian

[Mr. Khurafati ❁ @elia_official]

@glam_queenn Abhijit Bhattacharya?

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3000 to sutte phoonkne me jayenge. Pregnant hum ho nahi sakte. Thoda achha offer do bhai.

[BJP @BJP4India]

All unemployed youth in Bengal will receive ₹3,000 in their bank accounts on the first of every month.

We will provide ₹21,000 to every pregnant mother for the care of her child.

The BJP government will implement 33% reservation in government jobs, and from 1 June, all women will get free bus travel.

The BJP government will increase the PM-Kisan Samman Nidhi from ₹6,000 to ₹9,000.

- Shri @AmitShah

#BanglarMoneSudhuiBJP

[Mr. Khurafati ❁ @elia_official]

@narendramodi Dukhi mat ho modiji, use bengal me jeetne do.

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Don't cry!! She will win in West Bengal.

[Chitra Tripathi @chitraaum]

संसद के भीतर #महिलायें आज फिर #हार गईं…

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Aur ki haal hai? Sab changa si?

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Britannia Biscuit

[໊ @buffys]

name one thing this country gave to the world

[S @Shirink_13]

Don't forget these people raped kids, killed them, ate them and not a single culprit got arrested.

Instead, we are having a war with Iran to liberate its women.

This should haunt everyone. Please don't normalize it. Keep talking about it.

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@roflu_ Magar kyun? 🤕

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This is me.

[SUPRIYA @Supriyashrivxst]

Epic 😭🤣

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@kamaalrkhan Kholi ka rent de raha hai aur country own karta hai. 😂

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@roflu_ Tu zinda hai? 😂

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@jvnafc @kamaalrkhan Yet they're less stupid than the people who vote for BJP.

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[Mr. Khurafati ❁ @elia_official]

Aap rishta us ghar me le kar kyun nahi jaati jahan hafte me 2 din faaka rahta hai lekin unki namazein kaza nahi hoti?

[Fatima @__wanderer2]

Previously, people used to blatantly ask for dowry. Now, they say, "AP joh bhi dengyy apni beti ko dengyy hmein Kuch naee dere" and move on.

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@chad_infi Savarkar ko freedom fighter batane ke liye tune to Gandhi, bose, bhagat singh, azaad ko bhi nahi bakhsha. 😂