Elian ☀️

currently livin like Larry

[Elian ☀️ @elian520]

I told my Lyft driver that I’m in a hurry and all he said was “no problem I gotchu bro” and deadass ran a red ass light like damn I wish my homies rode for me like dat

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this:

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

at some point in life you will learn that losing someone you thought you would marry is actually the plot twist that saves you

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

when u stop texting first and you realize nobody really fw u

[didi @_meraam]

ending on bad terms saves you from romanticizing what you had lol

[Elian ☀️ @elian520]

@reallKAT What about the people who didn’t get to eat tonight? Is god still good then?

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when life is difficult but you a man so you just hit this pose for a while🫩

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This is deadass one of the greatest games I’ve ever seen and I’m not joking, peak experience

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MEXICO MAGIC TO GET ON THE BOARD FIRST 🇲🇽

Stadium goes WILD 🔥

(via @foxsports)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Give this man from Japan his well deserved PTO!

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Miércoles.

[Federico Alcini @zTenenteSharkL]

@Treyarch @IronGalaxy

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[Michael Rodnick @MJRodnick]

This play could not have been any more perfect. The throw. The catch. The moment. The elite coverage.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

['26 NBA CHAMP NYKDane 🇯🇲🗽 @nykdane]

Bro on Instagram said "When I die, bury me in a Knicks jersey because I just might come back" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?