Eli Apple

only date girls 5’0” and below. if she ain’t 280, she ain’t a lady.

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@RGIII @Wandy_Isles Hey Robert, do you think Hoover is better?

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@eddy_grande @CinemaTweets1 Ask grok

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@eddy_grande Lowkey look alike too

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@DailyLoud Tf is a neon

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@RGIII Will never be high level. NBA is full of weak Barbies that no one wants to watch. Hockey is on the rise. Only physical sport left. Football slowly deteriorating as well.

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@eddy_grande

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@stevewilldoit @PrizePicks

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@Cole_Novak95 @eddy_grande Kinda sus

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@PunchGretzky43 @PrizePicks @PrizeSupport @PrizePicks needs to get sued

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@Cole_Novak95 @eddy_grande That JM soak sweater is just his daily lube, so I don’t doubt it

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@Dexerto Thank god we got PokiCNN now

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@Andresc49684186 @MarquisFrom773 @Treykamerion @PrizePicks Yeah I won too and haven’t got shit. I messaged them screenshots. Said “they are working on it” yeah ok

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@SirSippinPuff @lowbesofficial @scubaryan_ Hey Kevin Durant said the same thing in his interview. Wonder what that means

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@GoldenHornz2 @Cole_Novak95 My goodness I honestly didn’t think I could get any dumber until I read that, so thank you

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@eddy_grande Such an idiot 😂😂😂 I’m taking S Flor. Specifically going to 5 OTs, so likely to hit the over.

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@kbyrd2_ People are so dumb they believe what Kamala proposed was actually going to help. You can’t make this up.

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@jimmykimmel are you still crying? Grow up

[Eli Apple @eliapple69]

@camgonework15 Now they “acc relevant” and talk shit 😂 2014 scoreboard bro that was a full dead team