Elias

I just say what everyone else is thinking

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

Actually hate people who only talk you when they want something

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

I wish everyone could just go to one big uni

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@sgoldsober @Hilarious_Idiot hahaha I'm actually really nice

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@lewis_bloor @LaurenPope when I asked you where she was in Marbella mate you said she was indoors

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

Funny that I don't remember adding electric zoo on snapchat

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

Less videos of your ALS ice bucket challenges and more pictures of your donations by text/cheques

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After clearing up the apartment for the best part of 2 hours you can now call me consuela

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

My tongue appears in too many photos after a couple a drinks - this needs to be addressed

[Elias @eliastaylor123]

Bit a Sleekkkkkkk with the boi @lewis_bloor

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Referee pepper spraying Cazorla

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Always want what you can't have

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Jake Humphrey and football just don't go #sidemancentral

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Looking through the yearbook and don't know who some of these ppl are

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@giorgio_delucia

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@giorgio_delucia love the yearbook entry. They left the last bit out that I write about you going to study pornography with Chinese

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A star in ******* cancer in the arse

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@TomDurn brummm

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Funny how when someone is away from a group of people of just one particular person they are a completely different person

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Tweeting about it isn't gonna save you now, but doing some work a few months ago might have