Eli B

Faintly ridiculous, definitely sarcastic, basically quite a nice person.

[Eli B @elib11]

This is utterly joyous! https://t.co/2t6BC4nV20

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Honest to God, funniest thing I have seen in an age. I couldn't watch half of it properly through the tears. Man alive. https://t.co/zGh8t02PdT

[Eli B @elib11]

@Daniel_Sloss Thanks for a brilliant show tonight. And please don't apologise for being ill, you did great to keep on going... and were still hilarious Take care and feel better (maybe take one paracetamol...)

[Eli B @elib11]

@HelloFreshUK Please can you tell me why I CANCELLED my subscription on November 4th and yet I'm STILL being charged for a delivery out today that I didn't order???

[Eli B @elib11]

@HelloFreshUK Oh, and you've already taken the money from my account. Lovely.

[Eli B @elib11]

@HelloFreshUK Please could you tell me why I was unable to cancel my subscription when I tried to *immediately* after placing my order (as you made me pay before I could see the choices) but am now unable to cancel the delivery because it's too near the deadline (4 days away)?

[Eli B @elib11]

@HelloFreshUK Please could you tell me why I was unable to cancel my subscription when I tried to *immediately* after placing my order (as you made me pay before I could see the choices) but am now unable to cancel the delivery because it's too near the deadline (4 days away)?

[Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp]

Guys, I’d really appreciate it if you could PLEASE SHARE🙏🏻 I’m trying to find these wonderful people who helped me when I had my accident x

[Eli B @elib11]

@mattletiss7 @RepublicRecords @RepublicRecords Why on EARTH did you allow this to be released?

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

The cover of American musician Harrison Patrick Smith’s new album record label @RepublicRecords
This man was a school teacher not long ago.
To those that call people conspiracy theorists when warning about normalising pedophillia take a look at what was allowed to be marketed. Sick 🤬🤬

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

This is normalizing pedophilia.

This is grooming.

Harrison Patrick Smith 27, who goes by The Dare turned off the comments on his IG.

[Eli B @elib11]

@eliistender10 I can't manage any of the rewards but would happily donate a fiver. Is there any way to do this?

[Samantha Horley @SamanthaHorley]

Need your help Twitter. A neighbour’s autistic daughter needs a new fire engine. It has to be this and only this one. Mum is desperate. Manufacturer Galey but no longer made. We can do this. Pls retweet.

[Eli B @elib11]

@MarianKeyes Poor you. Feel better soon xxx

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Photo ID required for elections now. If you don’t have ID deadline to apply is April 25th.
Apply here. Don’t lose your chance to vote. https://t.co/byZgSMaNLa

[Eli B @elib11]

Went to the dentist yesterday and when they put their mask on, I found myself asking if they'd like me to wear one too. How's your day going?

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Senator Josh Hawley raised a fist in solidarity with January 6th attackers

Rep. Paul Gosar posted a cartoon video that depicted the killing of AOC

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a video in which she said Nancy Pelosi was a "traitor" who deserved to be executed

George Santos lied about nearly everything he told voters about himself before he was elected

None of these politicians have been expelled from Congress, but two brave young men who spoke out against the gun violence claiming the lives of children in Tennessee were wrongly expelled.

We must make this moment count.

[Eli B @elib11]

@CruisinSoozan Sent x

[Eli B @elib11]

@TillyLovesBooks But...but... it SHOULD do! *stamps foot * *sulks *

[Eli B @elib11]

@Vitt2TsNoC Yuck

[Jill Foster @JournalistJill]

A VERY long shot…but if anyone was on flight BA177 from Heathrow to JFK yesterday (Tues 4 April) at 1.10pm and landing at 3.30pm and found this little fella, there’s a distraught little boy who would love to be reunited with him. Get in touch if you can help. Thanks

[Eli B @elib11]

@claire88424030 Nope. Very much not just you