Eli Blackwell

@GeorgetownHoyas

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Sneaky mfs love it when the coast is clear

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

When lots of people used to read print newspapers, I would see newspapers left behind, eg., in coffee shops, airplane boarding areas

And wouldn’t you know it, it was almost always the damn sports section that was missing; not business, not lifestyle; not world news; but sports

[Dragonniteslair @CodyPre17]

@NormSNLJokes https://t.co/YnRoQKFTlk

[Tri: President of N.N. @tri_noodle]

we're just saying words now

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

At the White House this week, President Clinton officially came out against same-sex marriages.

What's more, the President said he is not too crazy about opposite-sex marriages, either.

[MLB @MLB]

"MOZZARELLA STICKS FOR EVERYBODY!" 🤣

Cubs broadcasters Boog Sciambi and Jim Deshaies said they would buy mozzarella sticks for an entire bar in Iowa if the Cubs turned a 6-4-3 double play. That is exactly what happened. 😭

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

never leave the basketball court on a missed shot

[Nathan @ParisPhl]

If my wife was Halle Berry she wouldn’t know what cooking and cleaning was, she would think they are things that just happen

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Ain’t never seen a big boy grill on the roof

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

[JW @JWepp]

at least Draymond was working on his game

[The Haunted VCR @thehauntedvcr]

There was absolutely no reason for HBO to go this hard introducing movies back in the 80’s. But I’m glad they did:

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

16.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

When We Were Kings is the single best sports documentary I’ve ever seen in my life. This film should be taught in high schools throughout America. This is 90 minutes of sheer inspiration & motivation. The storytelling here is just unforgettable- I can’t praise this doc enough.

[Autosport @autosport]

He took his grandma to see the Isle Of Man TT for the first time 😅⚡️

(via ollieeohmedia/TT)

[💙 Delta Slim 💙 @wordplay_kid26]

This shit fries me all the time

[sissy sub richard nixon @nixmao]

this is what the nixon tapes sounded like from one sentence to the next