Eli Davy

Coastal Carolina ‘25 | Sanctioned Dye Record: 3-0

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WOW! My school just raised the game beer price from $7 to $9. If the proceeds didn’t go to the Knights of Columbus, I’d think about revolting. That’s how you suck the air outta the stadium. Just like that, no more home field advantage.

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We GOTTA back up the dot for penalty kicks in soccer. It’s just an auto goal. Either back the dot up or just tack on another point to expedite the process for the team who got fouled

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@huntermoody_ @undercover_pga how does the local pro here cash a check!

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One way streets are dumb. No— I definitely did not just go the wrong way down a one way street 👀

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Now that the Super Bowl is over, the college basketball season can begin

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@LongJTM Haha yeah. I didn’t Lose those bets, I #learned from them. Investing 101

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I’m currently sitting in an airport scrolling through my settled bets of 2025. It’s hilarious, don’t ever listen to anything I have to say about sports. My record doesn’t look great to say the least, but I still have to evaluate Jan-April. With that being said, 2026 is MY YEAR!

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Hold everything! I got hot during March madness! 💰 😎

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I’m done with McFlurrys if everyone is taking the shortcut and putting a slight dusting of Oreo on top and calling it a McFlurry. Cmon McDonald’s!!

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I sure hope Rory doesn’t hit a putt tomorrow that gets jolted offline from the mark his putter made on the 18th green 😉

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Over/under Jeremiyah Love’s helmet falling off 3.5 times today

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Who doesn’t love a Nose Tackle wearing a single digit number

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Ever since the word “analytics” has been thrown around I’m convinced more teams have lost games due to analytical decisions. I’d love to know stats on if teams just scored points or flipped the field with a punt in those situations and how many outcomes would be different

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@JakeDekoker2 And notre dame is full of them

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No college Gameday today is a slight letdown. My theory is Pat Mcafee overspent on the budget when he gave random college students millions of dollars last year for shanking field goals

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@codeman2thomas Are you making a parlay with the combined fan vote of these polls?

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If these LLWS kids are chucking 75 mph and the graphic says it comes in at MLB 100 MLB, are you telling me these kids can just go out and gas up Aaron Judge, Juan Soto, and Shohei Ohtani from 47 feet? I’m just not buying that.

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I bought a crock pot, and my life will forever be changed!

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I’m trying to incorporate Kale into my diet so I went to Kroger today and the section with veggies was unlabeled. I very well could chop these leafy greens up and put them in my dinner and it could easily be cilantro, or some other exotic leaves🤷‍♂️

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@RyanDow14015480 Just a thought provoking question

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Is it accurate to say that every golfer hits 18 shots or more that are perfect every time they play golf?