Sub Conscious

a dream journal in tweets

[Sub Conscious @elidreamt]

#idreamt I climbed a fireman's pole into the sky to reach a mountaintop of clementines. I became lucid at my upper-body strength. I gathered the best clementines but also spotted a nectarine and some polkadotted apricots.

[Sub Conscious @elidreamt]

#idreamt of a bear that was the bear-size length of a caterpillar. He sat behind me at mass, filling the whole length of the wooden cathedral pew with his caterbear body. I chose to not be afraid. He kept to himself.

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[Sub Conscious @elidreamt]

#idreamt I was held captive on a hostile planet and, trying urgently to return to my spaceship, screamed "I should be in SPACE right now!!"

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#idreamt I sat for a portrait inside the negative space of a giant overcoat that stood on its own. Like a Robert Therrien exhibit of coats.

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#idreamt only I could see blood-ink messages covering every sq ft of the coffee shop. I said "we need to go." My husband said "it's fine."

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#idreamt I was raking an enormous woodland field when a herd of herbivore bears came to graze.

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#idreamt my husband was using the fancy-hotel toilet phone and the toilet simultaneously and I was horrified

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#idreamt I worked at a carnival in the sky. It was a position for life & I was taking over for an old couple who were "retiring," i.e. dying

[Sub Conscious @elidreamt]

#idreamt I had a daemon à la His Dark Materials and it harmlessly and invisibly acted out all of my pent-up emotional aggression

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6.27.16: #idreamt an evil robot attacked my dog so of course I kicked its ass

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#idreamt that everything on earth is an illusion except Las Vegas and we all actually live inside a giant warehouse (Vegas is just outside).

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#idreamt that aliens came to Earth because they were Amélie fans and wanted to visit Montmartre

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#idreamt my friends caught giant shrimp that I didn't know existed. But they came out of the ocean already cooked.