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[Nicolas Gonzalez (nicosgonzalez.bsky.social) @NicoSGonzalez]

Hey good news, everyone. That task I’ve put off for 16 months took a whole 20 minutes to accomplish from start to finish.

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

The things we will sacrifice for our children to sleep… I just drove for 2 hours in the car only listening to ocean waves on full blast.

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

My ego is now 100% fed by compliments to my child.

[ً @validface]

i love pinterest, its the media without the social for me. very much relaxing.

[Shem @Shem]

Cancel.
The.
Game.

That kid is 24 years old. Nothing else should matter right now. #Bills #Bengals

[hollywood @hollylavonn]

The sound of a dog licking itself is enough to send me all the way over the edge

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

@dickiebush “I only write when I am inspired. Fortunately I am inspired every day at nine o'clock.” — Faulkner

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Football. We love you so much. But you might kill us.

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now

[Dennis Mitchell @DennisMitchel15]

Justin Turner is also the Flyers mascot in the off season. This guy can do it all. #dodgers

[Gymmy Hendrix @Chrisco420]

My response to FSU football the past 6 years

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Funny Doormat, Jolliest Bunch of Assholes, Jolly, Cursing, Vulgar Housewarming Gift, Holidays, Thanksgiving and Christmas Decor, Entry Way https://t.co/rnNGqJW8ml #beige #housewarming #christmas #rectangle #black #

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

@hernandez_em @Justin_Casey510 Thank youuuuuuuu

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

That may be one of the smoothest knee glides I’ve ever seen

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

@Beckerstweets @Justin_Casey510 OFY wild rivers is the jam

[Jared Becker @Beckerstweets]

@Justin_Casey510 @eliemaeink Lol there you go, thanks Elie! I shared it with my sister and mom.

[Daylan. @daythegirl]

I pray my friends get through the battles that they don’t tell me about!

[eliemae @eliemaeink]

I ordered one of those identical twin dolls when I was like 10 and I still haven’t gotten it

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

COVID has killed 570K people in the world and you're still alive, just use 10 seconds to thank GOD