eli

occasionally gay

[fulmy @gigglingkaitlyn]

everybody have sex with a nonbinary person tonight in honor of tim curry

[eli @elifxhr]

flying across the country & supposed to wake up in 3.5hrs but nothing can stop me

[eli @elifxhr]

:( maybe I’ll never move again

[eli @elifxhr]

I love you anthony bourdain

[eli @elifxhr]

now watching mystery movie @ regal stay tuned

[eli @elifxhr]

now watching mystery movie @ regal stay tuned

[eli @elifxhr]

The ice cream that makes kids kill their parents

[eli @elifxhr]

now watching mystery horror movie will update for myself

[eli @elifxhr]

now watching mystery horror movie will update for myself

[eli @elifxhr]

Movie theatre bartender checked my id and went “this is you?” So I lowkey came out to make it easier and she said “could’ve fooled me”

[eli @elifxhr]

Anchorman’s pissing me off they really hated women in 2004

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket

[vio @Erogetism]

White people be like I had to start hiding my adderall from my mom because she kept taking it

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I deserve a 3 day bender #TreatYourself

[araña @xanathgum]

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

[eli @elifxhr]

I guess everything’s the substance now

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Teaser for Elan Alexander’s short film ‘LOOKSMAXXING’ starring Sunny Suljic and Jerry Habibi.

When a dopamine-depleted young man joins an online forum promising a better life through physical perfection, he descends on a dangerously destructive path.

[mike @frecklefruit]

we neeeeed a real housewives mcdonalds collab like … lemme order the kyle richards mcmunch box

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

you just created a million Taylor Frankie Pauls

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me trying to impress Thomas Edison trade

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

Ok turns out I don’t hate Texas I was just in Dallas

[eli @elifxhr]

it’s so over

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Warner Bros. Discovery officially agrees to $110 BILLION merger deal with Paramount.

(https://t.co/KtZpAK2XB6)