Elisandra Guajardo

27 | still living & learning 🌻

[faith ✮⋆˙ @lesbians4luke]

“what does grrah mean”

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Chris @citehchris]

sorry your spotify wrapped was embarrassing do you want to go to chili's and talk about it over margaritas?

[Elisandra Guajardo @elig95]

LETS GO COCO!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🎉🎉

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@CocoGauff you're 19 & you're amazing!! how crazy! keep it up!!!!!

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Y’all I’ve been on summer vacation for like 70 days now …. With zero motivation to ever work again …. Send prayers plz

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“I’ve never seen anyone throw ass to cotton eyed Joe” 😂😂😂

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“Only lesbians have Venmo’d me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m so silly, I literally thought today was Saturday

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Yesterday my purse wasn’t stadium approved so instead of putting it in a lock box like everyone else I told security to throw it away …. I needed a new one anyways 😂

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My mom: “you’re not as tan as you use to be” 🙃🙃🙃 thanks mom

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Yesterday instead of saying “Discapacidad de aprendizaje” I said “decapitar” …… lmfao happy Friday

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Being bilingual is hard when you’re not really bilingual 😂😂

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Can the world just shut down again, kinda like COVID but without the sickness and loss

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

my favorite colors

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But there’s a $17 cancellation fee…. Even tho this class was free 😂

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I signed up for a 90 minute hot yoga class that I’m now regretting as I’m on my way

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Told my grandma my ADHD today was elevated & now she thinks I’m dying

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Why am I like this

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A year ago today I was in Vegas hungover; today I am in Vegas….. hungover