#RejectFinanceBill2026

If you can't laugh at yourself I definitely will!

[#RejectFinanceBill2026 @eligitimate]

@TheJokeSniper @GeezusRice You're so dumb for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ZambrotaLaw @ZambrotaLaw]

@EricLatiff Y’all love dishonest/pretentious ppl so much…If he was sincere & genuine,he’d have maintained this “sincerity” throughout his tenure. Y’all just love frauds after they’ve left office coz an honorable & distinguished person would have resigned from the position asap. He’s a FRAUD

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Brudda his jaw has abs

[!!dontfwayoo 🥷 @onlypeluayo]

Tabitha willing to believe she’s a reincarnation but 100% dismissing what Victor is telling her took her character development back 3 seasons in a single scene.

[Miss.Understood @Opiyow]

There is someone who brags how her entire perfume collection is from stealing from passenger luggage at JKIA.

[Himanshu Tyagi, IFS @Himanshutyg_ifs]

Cute story, completely wrong science. Here's what's actually going on here.

In Sub-Saharan Africa, elephants and hippos live in passive coexistence. They don't interact much, but the situation becomes tense during the summer when water becomes scarce.

When waterholes dry up, elephants often don't tolerate hippos muddying their water and restricting their space.

When elephants arrive at a waterhole, adult hippos generally give way and walk off.

But baby hippos don't yet know the power of elephants.

In this video, a baby hippo is approaching the waterhole. The elephant is shaking its trunk and stomping its foot to assert dominance and scare him away.

The mother hippo, seeing her baby wander into the elephant's space, is rushing to pull him back.

We, humans, tend to anthropomorphise wildlife behaviour --> but the reality is almost always different.

This is resource competition and territorial dominance. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

When the imperialists looked for a military to use in Haiti, they came to Ruto and he gave them one. When the United States came for Kenya’s health data, Ruto didn’t hesitate: he signed and agreed. When the British army molested, killed, and maltreated Kenyan women while destroying several hectares of land during training, Ruto did nothing.

When the French wanted a foothold in Kenya through a five-year renewable partnership covering maritime security and intelligence sharing, he gave them the go-ahead and immunity from Kenyan law, all under the pretense of military cooperation.

Ruto is a Western puppet who is not after the interests of the people but those of his masters and his own selfish interests. With time, many Kenyans will realize this.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

This got me laughing man 😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

No entry to the kitchen, Staff only.

[Alexia Branson @Alexia_Branson3]

If you come across this post on your timeline kindly retweet widely. A child is missing 😔😔

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

Government won't tell you this;

FOR CLARITY: It is the Enhanced Voter Registration (ECVR) that has ended, not Voter Registration.

You can still visit your nearest IEBC office and register as a voter. The deadline is next year, about April hivi therein.

[HENAYÄ @HenayaMusic]

Sewage outflow in international arrivals. #HaiWork

[#RejectFinanceBill2026 @eligitimate]

@CBSEveningNews Why would you need to highlight that? Do you also make a point of highlighting the athletes that come from generational wealth?

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

One is happy cocaine music and the other is sad cocaine music.

They both lit.

[Civic Education Kenya @CivicEdKenya]

@lucindajanet We're building a case
Report it here:

https://t.co/WTQA2WeIBz

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

He got honey potted and revealed nuclear secrets to an undercover journalist. On a first date. We’re in so much trouble omg 😭

[KĨARIĨ @manikiarie]

Hapo Murima mkipea DCP governors na MPs msahau development juu huyo Mathira man atakuwa kama Raila kudemand percentage ya pesa kila mwezi.

[Coach Noah Revoy | Arms Dealer For The Soul 🏴‍☠️ @NoahRevoy]

I am going to tell you a deep secret of the English language. When we want to tell the truth, we use Germanic-derived words. When we want to lie, we use Latin-derived words.

- Germanic (Old English) words → concrete, direct, sensory, testable
- Latinate/French words → abstract, bureaucratic, distancing, often euphemistic

Death / harm
Germanic (plain, testable):kill, die, hurt
Latinate (distancing, euphemistic):terminate, expire, neutralize, collateral damage

👉 “We killed civilians” vs “There was collateral damage”

Lying / deception
Germanic:lie, cheat, hide
Latinate:misrepresent, obfuscate, prevaricate

👉 “He lied” vs “He misrepresented the facts”

Money / exploitation
Germanic:take, steal, pay
Latinate:appropriate, extract, leverage, monetize

👉 “They’re taking your money” vs “They’re extracting value”

War / violence
Germanic:fight, bomb, burn
Latinate:engagement, kinetic action, force projection

👉 “We bombed them” vs “We conducted kinetic operations”

Bureaucracy / responsibility
Germanic:you broke it, you did it
Latinate:mistakes were made, systemic failure occurred

👉 Notice how the subject disappears.

Money / exploitation
Germanic:take, steal, pay

Latinate:appropriate, extract, leverage, monetize

👉 “They’re taking your money” vs “They’re extracting value”

War / violence
Germanic:fight, bomb, burn
Latinate:engagement, kinetic action, force projection

👉 “We bombed them” vs “We conducted kinetic operations”

Bureaucracy / responsibility
Germanic:you broke it, you did it
Latinate:mistakes were made, systemic failure occurred

👉 Notice how the subject disappears.

If you see a public statement filled with Latin-sounding words, you are being fooled, tricked, manipulated, or lied to.

[#RejectFinanceBill2026 @eligitimate]

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