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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

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Also if you or a family member need or want to go get tested, I highly recommend going to a cleveland clinic location. Willoughby or even Cleveland itself. You will get your results back much faster. 12-48 hrs compared to local test sites that can take as much as 4-6 days.

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Welp, most of my entire immediate familys been hit with covid. So to everybody, especially those in Lake County be careful and take precautions. Your symptoms most likely will be minimal. Its really about being careful for those that are older or have other medical issues.

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Dude. Who the fuck mows their lawn when its 10:45 at night and pitch black. What an asshole.

[Eli @eliharrison81]

Do you fuck with the war?

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Every single theater is playing Endgame. Such a beautiful thing. Bless this day.

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Anybody complaining about this super bowl and saying it was "soooooo boring" obviously never saw super bowl 48.

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Today is the first day I've ever regretted wearing sweats out in public... random woman, you make me want to be a better person.

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Not sure if I'll be able to tweet this in 2 hours. So happy new years in advance everybody.
Besides the 2018 snowflakes, fuck yall.

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GOOD GAME BROWNS

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@cnikses24 0_0.... DISGUSTING.
I'm sureeeee it has nothing to do with how much caloric fuel you need on a daily basis. Nothing to do with your high metabolism and constant exercise. It's definitely because you're fat 😉

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You know this country eats like shit when you see a person that as wide as they are tall.
On a more serious note, it is incredibly depressing how people are trying to normalize and rationalize people being obese...

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@MeredithBashore

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@alexkensinger44

[Bad Bob Baratheon @MathieuBaro]

@HugeHodor @RapSheet Hodor

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Everybody go look at the moon

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Rest in peace @TheRealStanLee Thank you for everything you've given this world. We love you. @Marvel @MarvelStudios @RobertDowneyJr @ChrisEvans @chrishemsworth and the rest of the marvel cast.
This is a sad day for us all.

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Michael Thomas hid a phone under the goal post 😂😂
This guy lmao

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@BrandonRevlock Uhhh? Red ring of death bro. Nuff said