Eli Hermann

Live, Laugh, Love.

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@visitdenver the mile high Christmas tree was sweet, but who does a guy call if he lost his keys there? #visitdenver

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Okay but can you explain to me why I’m up at 2 watching an hour long video about kundalini yoga?

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@Marcos_Glaze No Love?

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@Marcos_Glaze Truuuuuue

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Nvm

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I think I’m gonna start tweeting some of my thoughts sometimes

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@hipster_trash__ I’d only trust one as far as I could throw it

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@Krittledittle Lol. Sure isn’t what I’ve used it for. I’m a classic lurker.

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I also think that’s how mom jeans made a comeback. Someone, probably with a really nice butt, just really owned them and BOOM. They’re back and more interesting than ever.

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I think people spend way too much time worrying about clichés. When in fact, some of the most interesting, and individual people I know just really own their clichés and make them their own.

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Some of my tweets are kinda good.

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Del Taco is the full moon and I’m Professor Lupin.

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@AmbSueTay Lol

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Just some dad stuff. Didn’t have kids to tell.

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Woke up at 6:58. Sold my car, packed all my stuff into another car, including my tools Now the day is almost half over.

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@hipster_trash__ get ya Booty over here

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Me and the boys rn

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Ever since I learned about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, I've started seeing it everywhere.

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@rittmomney @theneedledrop I wear one of your shirts around Logan. Always gets a good reaction.

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@rittmomney @theneedledrop And why?

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I am several

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I am not a cell