Elijah

Brooklyn / Yale / It’s always on the record

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

Fun part about local government is that you likely have a Game of Thrones tier level of dramatic political scheming and maneuvering going on right about you, but it's over like municipal garbage collection or tree-cutting contracts

[der erlkönig @cvmonakow]

North by Northwest is interesting because you’re looking at what was, at the time, a brand new world. The UN, CIA, the mid-century modern. Even Mount Rushmore was only 18 years old.

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@jms_tny Honestly of the most relatable tweets I’ve ever read. 😪

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@earlboykins what are you on bro. maybe all those places feel like park slope

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

Kara Swisher. I feel as though she is the tough Italian lesbian mother I never had, but very much needed.

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

Bro where was this in 2010

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

I love not sleeping.
I wonder if childhood sleep issues are the reason why I seem to be most productive between 1 and 4 am. 🤔

[max verstappen’s coke rants @tvoffs]

i don’t have time for candace owens being a lesbian right now

[Geoff Shullenberger @g_shullenberger]

What makes the Covidian lesbian bar story so appealing is its quintessentially American and specifically New England character: a remote sect of true believers trying to preserve the old faith, but consumed by vicious factional conflicts over how to live up to its strictures…

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@ashcash2306 Don't claim that 😞

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

The masked lesbian bar provides a wealth of excellent Halloween costumes for the bold and funny among us…

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@ericclipkaa Bro I have no original thoughts

[Katie Deighton @DollyDeighton]

I want a Spotlight 2 but it's about reporting the lesbian bar mask mandate story

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@DavidCheesesq @willystaley ^^^^^

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@tradcatboy On my birthday no way

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@11walzu @MattZeitlin So niche, so true. What would TJ think?!

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

Only in New Haven pt. 334468

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

@TW1NKD3STR0YER I’m two years post childhood but promise u if I’d seen this it would’ve ruined my week

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

So Jefferson was a tasteful yimby 😎

[Elijah @elijah__lev]

Am a junior in college and I already feel like this:

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"Word up!" It is I, the Gray Lady, with a "shoutout" to all my hip young friends. Just wanted you to know I've added new specialized feeds.