Elijah Ford

I think I’m dumb, or maybe I’m just happy | MU Alum

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

I can’t believe I have to explain to anyone why humanities are good thing for Engineers to have.

[Conrad Bastable @ConradBastable]

"take your humanities, anon, it's good for you!"

[Goatstein @MandelaFace]

guy whose metaphor is a pornographic 4chan meme: i do not see how i could benefit from instruction in arts and culture

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 869

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

Tyler Childers makes real music

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Why is masculinity always tied to OSHA violations and exploitation by their employers

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

Oppenheimer was a great film but it would’ve been an even better experience if I got to watch it with the woman I love sitting next to me and asking me questions the whole time

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

Just take her to see Barbie dude, it’s not that hard

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

I just want to have fun and play music for a long time

[MaltLiquorPapi @LowkeyBrilliant]

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I say Babe Ruth would fucking rake today too. Motherfucker got off a train to swing a 9-pound bat at filthy dead-ass baseballs with guys throwing spitballs at his fucking head without a helmet while he was drunk. Pretty sure he could hit Freddy Peralta.

[RL @RL3004]

One of my favorite things is watching bears discover the life changing invention that is the picnic table.

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

@iamRyanGG_ EXACTLY

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

Billionaires going missing on a sub that cut every corner when it comes to safety regulations just feels like satire to me

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

I would love to get these wrinkles out of my brain

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

You couldn’t pay me to want to keep up with the Kardashians

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

@iblackzilla I’m asking the questions that need to be asked Chris

[Elijah Ford @elijah_ford]

If an elephant smoked weed would it still have a good memory?

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

Kurt Cobain passed away at the age of 27, April 5, 1994. 1967-1994.

[River Page @river_is_nice]

This person isn't on the spectrum. People like this are over-socialized in specific online communities from an early age and would be completely normal if the internet never existed.