Elijah Vandervelde

[LionsFanReport @lionsfanreport]

2nd in passing yards (3,302)
T-5 in passing TDs (22)
1st in passes 40+

Meanwhile,
2nd most sacked QB
31st rushing offense
26th ranked defense (YPG)
#Stafford #ProBowlVote #lions #onepride

[whoever threw @that__paper_]

your moms a hoe

[Elijah Vandervelde @elijah_vv]

@frankief1717 @frankief1717 @AllynAnthony miss Allyn the most

[Elijah Vandervelde @elijah_vv]

Dear college,
All I want for Christmas is for you to return all my friends, and while you’re at it my money too. #merrychristmas

[Kc Noel 🌴 @fivefortysixx]

In case y’all were wondering why I quit the carwash

[Elijah Vandervelde @elijah_vv]

Heading into this week like

[auryanna @amowens17]

Annnnnnd still listening to Work From Home.

Never gets old.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

LOOOOOOOOL https://t.co/fB091X952b

[Elijah Vandervelde @elijah_vv]

Just watched a guy next to me in a mini van blow a snot rocket in his car. He looked at me, caught me staring and waved

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Celebration game: 💯

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

When you shoot and 2K lags 😂 NSFW (via @Juuged) https://t.co/EkBwWcZ47w

[FailArmy @failarmy]

I don't use #Uber when I can tokyo drift in a golf cart thank you very much

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

me when i walked outside and it wasn't 70 degrees in february anymore

[FailArmy @failarmy]

Adventure Time!! #TravelTuesday

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The 4 stages of college https://t.co/kspnItLnWi

[bort @heavybretting]

Mary: I'm pregnant
Joseph:

[ashleigh sullins @ashsull_07]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTT

[Jacob Bush @Jacob_Bush]

This is moderately funny already, but then I tell you this is my dad I'm talking to. 😂😂😂😂😂