Elijah

Apple cider fan account

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

Linguist grandparents make their grandkids call them Kiki and Bouba

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

You in her DMs 😴🤓🥱
I'm getting greetings from Vanuatu Parliament 😜😤🥵

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

proximity to a delcining imperial power and former colonial oppressor means that ireland’s only prudent course is to pursue nuclear arms

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

Shoplifting is prefigurative politics

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

How do I put being really good at 2048 on my resume

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

Basque people love telling me they've been to Idaho

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

Eli Sturm years ahead of his time

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

"You always wear shirts that look like this"

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

What I look like according to my students

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

@jennardamico Hate to say it but the actuarial tables for a dog I knew 15 years ago do not look great

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

So used to googling people from childhood to see what they're up to that I caught myself with the name of a dog that used to live on my street in the search bar

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

This is what they don't teach you in school

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

@dijohn27 What percentage of a seven meaning badge is that tho

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

@sofizzled Been saying this

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

Now that college is over I can focus on what's really important: tweeting

[Elijah @elijahfs17]

@alainaplauche I want to eat one