elijah

elijah, but on the internet.

[elijah @elijahinternet]

I was wearing Carhartt illegally until 7/21. We all learn from our mistakes

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Christian Nationalists Have Betrayed Jesus - Rhett McLaughlin https://t.co/v54C9oPUeB via @YouTube

[elijah @elijahinternet]

@HarleyPlays You are the chosen one

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Joe Burrow MVP

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Never mind

[NFL @NFL]

BENGALS WIN. BENGALS STAY ALIVE.

#DENvsCIN

[elijah @elijahinternet]

I want to cry rn

[Justin @AchildishGENIUS]

The Bengals season in a nutshell:

[elijah @elijahinternet]

I would love to see a show where Gordon Ramsey has a successful and easy night in the kitchen

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

“When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.” — Viktor Frankl

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Putting my Snapchat streaks on my resume as a testament to my commitment

[elijah @elijahinternet]

@theneedledrop Tim McGraw and Nelly

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Not chubby, just in my Tyson Fury era

[elijah @elijahinternet]

@HarleyPlays I’m game

[elijah @elijahinternet]

A full 8 hours of sleep after a week of 5 hours. Feels like I took the limitless pill.

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Now try it with an adult bull

[elijah @elijahinternet]

I have chosen to honor Jesus’ 40 day fast in the desert by eating a Filet-O-Fish on Fridays

[elijah @elijahinternet]

@shortysherman Love, Actually. Kind of a Christmas movie tho

[elijah @elijahinternet]

Tinder’s logo is the flame emoji because you’re going to hell every time you redownload it

[mark normand @marknorm]

I think most cops mean well but the problem is in their execution

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

ok i worked on myself. now what

[elijah @elijahinternet]

A blazer on top of a sweater on top of a tie on top of a dress shirt on top of an undershirt is insane.

[elijah @elijahinternet]

If you order a pizza for delivery today, you’re going to hell.