Eli Brueggemann

Musician. For now.

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Nice video of the back of my head, @Lesdoggg

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Not. A. Dry. Eye. In. The. House... @AdamSandler @nbcsnl #ChrisFarley

[ChiodoSupplyDeactivated @ChiodoSupply]

Hey @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump you don’t think we see what you’re doing…fucking traitors. #fuckthesetraitors

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

@RealEarlMonroe You all look like a jazz quartet comin out the village vanguard after the hit. (And one of you is even named Hammond!)

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“I’m a two-time Trump voter. I’ll not vote for Donald Trump because of his actions on Jan. 6…I am a conservative Republican, but I cannot stand the lying, the cheating, the illegal activities that Trump has perpetuated.”

Via @AccountableGOP

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

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[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

SKY

On this national holiday, I'm republishing a thing written in the week before the White Christian President took office. It's a lament, and a vision for a country many have always insisted we were, a country we've never managed to become.

https://t.co/9rdpcbhD5l

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Four hours now in line @united screws the pooch.

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Whelp, still in line waiting for my checked bags from the cancelled Monday afternoon flight. going on 4 hours now. United at Newark is a disgrace. Never again.

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Eh, CEO Scott Kirby, I bet you’re eating a nice meal right about now. You can definitely afford it. Anyway, buddy, when you get a sec…FIX THIS SHIT at Newark @united 1000’s of people are PISSED and your team is massively understaffed. This is bullshit.

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Fuck @united

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

@united deserves to go out of business for this Newark debacle. We’ve waited 48 hours to get our bags. I’m now in a line behind 200 people waiting to retrieve our bags from a flight cancelled on Monday. This doesn’t happen in other parts of the world.

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

Trapped on a United flight (Newark to Vancouver) at the gate then the tarmac for 6 and 1/2 hours.
Why are US airlines so shitty?

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

@warrenwolf1 It all changed for me when Steve Turre told me Giant Steps only contains 3 melodic scales: G Eb B 🤯

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Alright folks (and bots), just posted a fire ass carribean funk remix track featuring Costarican calypso legends track up on YouTube. Lets get this bitch some views? https://t.co/G1rQjNk29J

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

My group Los Excavators is dropping a new one today for Costa Rican National Calypso Day. Our song CAHUITA is a banging hip hop tribute to the masters of Costa Rican Calypso. https://t.co/FeNf7HZNaV

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

Eagerly awaiting the final word on @WGAEast negotiations. Hoping the studios come to their senses. Writers work their asses off and deserve proper digital residuals. Good writers are irreplaceable. Studio executives are not.

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

https://t.co/fCYsG1euVP

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

@natesmithdrums The greatest SNL musical sketch of all time! You know that’s Michael and Randy Brecker on the right, also Hiram Bullock and Leon Pendarvis on bass (who’s the longtime organist/md).

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

A musical director’s dream.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Cecily Strong! 💗

[Eli Brueggemann @elijahjams]

My new shit right here. #losexcavators #futurismolatino Whole record in Jan. https://t.co/GI358KelV4