elijahorioncorral

28 ☕️ Ca 📍I.T. 👨🏽‍💻

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

People who think a 30 minute drive is far annoy me so much😭😭

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

What a shithole country. Put your hand in water, get arrested. Rape kids, become president.

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

internet, help us find the banned fan. he can watch the rest of the finals at B-Dubs on us.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will swear she “did her best” after doing below the minimum and causing maximum damage.

[Ⓜ️ookaveli @murda_m00k]

Niggas out here going to work to afford gas just to go to work.

[27. @dimvji]

& when i finally get it right this time, i pray i never fall again

[The bat from ferngully™️ @Thurgood_stubbz]

When a woman asks me for money

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[elijahorioncorral @elijahocorral]

@SaycheeseDGTL $25k in taxes in CA with a $75k salary.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

she wrung that MF out like a soaking wet towel after the beach, never in all my life have I witnessed such greatness 😭

[Praise @tufpraise]

He shouldn’t have been able to run again after this idgaf

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Violent Thug ChudTheBuilder’s bond has been set at $1.25 million after being charged with attempted murder. Be warned he’s still very much dangerous and potentially violent. He’s liable to Chimp out at any time.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

[Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa]

Black women will have 5 kids from 4 different men by age 23 but they draw the line at cooking

[elijahorioncorral @elijahocorral]

Don’t care much for of any of this but this dude with the white jumpsuit has been there the whole time which screams plant.. bro knew which block right off the top layer too 🇺🇸 🇨🇦

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Drake gifted Twitch streamer “Kishka” thousands of dollars for finding the ICEMAN release date and delivering it to his house

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

As long as my kid is doing well in school. Being nice to other people. open doors for old ladies. He can throw his bat all he wants after blasting a rocket like this. Our priorities are all mixed up. Worried about the wrong things.