elijah 🍩

[T E E ! 🐻 @sonotsoul]

Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

the best weather you’ll ever experience is the one otw to your 8hr shift of work

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“go talk to your hoes”

don’t call them that

[Jena Garcia @VidaVivaDiva]

You’re telling me I have League Pass, Peacock, Prime, Hulu, Apple TV, Prime and Netflix and still can’t watch the NBA finals?

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

it’s not even noon yet and i just finished a whole pint of ice cream. gonna spend the rest of the day pretending that was self care

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

i’m so sick and tired of my brown sugar shaken espressos not being shaken

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

oh my fucking god, i accidentally closed the 100+ tabs i’ve been meaning to get back to for the past 2 years. 😩 they were a part of me. 😔 the burning of alexandria. 💔

[🧟 @irlmannequin]

flirting with a girl who hates her boyfriend is so fun

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

2020 was like 9 years ago

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

@sandyxcx_

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

i think i’m going to eat wingstop on saturday sept 13th

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives

[B… @branmattic]

“U got all the hoes” first of all don’t call them that.

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

i knew summer was coming and i just kept eating. 😔

[elijah 🍩 @elijahq]

all this coachella content makes me wish i was a nepo baby