elijah

[elijah @elijahslol]

ryne stanek is fucking ballsack buns bro get this chud ass whale loser off the mighty cardinals

[elijah @elijahslol]

what blackmail do they have on jimmy crooks to keep the big pages in to hit .200 and play repulsive defense

[elijah @elijahslol]

too bad andre pallante is a mossad agent

[elijah @elijahslol]

thank you jordan walker

[elijah @elijahslol]

matt svanson is genuinely horrendous this season

[elijah @elijahslol]

jimmy crooks you have been doomed to the depths of Triple A for an eternity and you must submit to the wrath and mediocrity of "once-a-week" yohel pozo and the turd known as pedro pages

[elijah @elijahslol]

pedro pages is a tragic mess get this chud off my baseball squad

[elijah @elijahslol]

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[elijah @elijahslol]

@thecatonfanduel shit and fart

[elijah @elijahslol]

alec burleson

[elijah @elijahslol]

got some real goons in the bullpen this year it appears

[elijah @elijahslol]

nice challenge pedro pages

[elijah @elijahslol]

the cardinals broadcast is lowkirkenuinely clean

[elijah @elijahslol]

this team isn't winning 60 games i don't see the point in keeping this chud on the 40-man

[elijah @elijahslol]

pedro pages experiment in the big '26

[elijah @elijahslol]

the last three years of cardinals baseball really sucked however contreras really rocked

[MLB @MLB]

Red Sox reportedly acquire 1B Willson Contreras from the Cardinals, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Right-hander Dustin May and the St. Louis Cardinals are in agreement on a free agent contract, pending physical, sources tell ESPN.

[elijah @elijahslol]

payton talbott is MY goat

[elijah @elijahslol]

turned on my blues for the first time in a month and its good to see my boys are still dogshit

[elijah @elijahslol]

cardinals are gonna need some serious starting pitching in the offseason if they want to contend at all in 2026 all of these guys are shite man