Elijah Wolfson

Editor, writer, and journalist. Currently independent; formerly @Time, @QZ, and @Newsweek.

[Elijah Wolfson @elijahwolfson]

To the Delaware County Fair programming team: why in gods name did you schedule the Goat Olympics at the same time as the z Demolition Derby??

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@NathanReese Juuls appear significantly less harmful than combustible tobacco cigarettes. IMO, the reason for this outcome is the perception that these are teen-targeted products combined with the fact that Juul is a more politically viable target than Phillip Morris

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It's been a while since I wrote anything, but for @TIME's recent oceans X climate issue, i had the honor of putting together this introduction to the excellent reporting of @arynebaker, @AlexSdelaGarza, and @tomvanderbilt — links to their stories within

https://t.co/jJXe5sGCNy

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@TimFernholz @YAN0 Remember when someone allowed this to happen?
https://t.co/HgaqFGlKDR

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"But even as the ocean has become the subject of hand-wringing over what we’ve wrought, it has also become a keystone of hope that we may limit the damage if we act now" https://t.co/R91lAnnfus

📝 @elijahwolfson

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How "Atlanta" director Hiro Murai helped bring surrealism to prestige TV https://t.co/L7337BGnO3
📝: Elijah Wolfson (@elijahwolfson)

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[Elijah Wolfson @elijahwolfson]

free racehorse name idea: May The Horse Be With You

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I am glad that oreo science has finally advanced since I wrote about it 6 years ago:

then: https://t.co/aAwjRTYcfX

now: https://t.co/7Hb95TkQNF

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@AkshatRathi @amywestervelt "Optimal warming" is so ridiculous. It's like saying "optimal level of disease"

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Went to my bodega for the first time in a few days and it is now a construction site. I feel i came home from work and some random person had taken up residence in my apartment

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That moment when your credit card on file expires and you are forced to reassess all your past year's life choices.

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Im already exhausted by all the takes TK tomorrow.

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Amazon Prime virtue signaling backfires dramatically

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Omicron is Holding on for Deer Life
https://t.co/bUS8D3LCU9

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In a great day for TIME magazine, the stylebook has been updated to use serial commas.

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I'm going back to wired headphones, this bad dream must end.

[Simon Evans @DrSimEvans]

Wow – China just built more offshore wind capacity, in 2021 alone, than the rest of the world had managed in the last 5yrs put together

Its 26GW now accounts for half of the world's 54GW total

Also, it added twice as much in 2021 as IEA had forecast in…December 2021

[Ciara Nugent @ciaraCnugent]

"Oily and black, streaked with acids, dotted with soapy and putrid pustules." If you like florid historical descriptions of rivers, you'll love my piece on Paris' latest climate adaptation scheme (w/ great maps by @elijahwolfson)
https://t.co/q8s0RfXAtb

[Elijah Wolfson @elijahwolfson]

@AlexJamesFitz 100% — i tested positive on 2 at hone tests and knew i had it but still did a lab-based PCR test to ensure i was counted, but i know most people are unlikely to do that…