Emily DeGruchy

I impose order on chaos with generally positive and occasionally surprising results.

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Recommended serving of gummy bears on package: 17. Eat less and you will want more. Eat all 17 and you will feel sick. #personalexperience

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Getting ready for Antarctica expedition @FlirtyJersey

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360 degree panoramic camera: now that's cool http://t.co/4UdKfO5bQi

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This should really be normal, not big news: Fab CEO forgoes salary after layoffs http://t.co/MLnnX3BJbI

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@TWC just kept me on hold for 25 minutes. Wow.

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@semanticwill next time all prototypes will be made with plasticine

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Me & Mr Sawicki here @semanticwill Teaching paper prototyping today. #BuildMeasureLearn #LeanUX @ TLCLabs - TheAlley http://t.co/F9Nhxs9TJm

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I've always been appalled how, here in NYC, it's okay for cops to kill innocent, unarmed, black men. But now, in Florida, anyone can do it.

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I. had. no. idea: http://t.co/nXE5i1stOJ Smoking alcohol to get drunk! Wow, kids these days, jeesh... :P

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Apple maps has an innovative disregard for context clues; 415 Union is quite close to me IN BROOKLYN. But, Canada.

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I don't traditionally like pretzels OR ice cream cones, but for some reason, when @bluemarblebk combines them together, I can't get enough.

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Just found out I won an award 9 months ago - go figure! http://t.co/6mGilR8blA

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Time's journalism has improved wildly w/o me noticing. Warning: 11 pgs of pissing you off about healthcare in US http://t.co/g8lhb8gtbb

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@Chopt Grilled Asian w/Lemon Vinaigrette was my FAVORITE combo!! I got it every. single. week. Bring it back - plsthx!

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got bonus @phinandphebes ice cream with our winter CSA @wintersunfarms - @pjacko and I just tried it last night and it blew. our. minds.

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Saw a truck that says "Knife Sharpening", ringing a bell like the ice cream man. Are we supposed to run out w/our knives? Is that a thing?

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So, I just demanded that my older cat let the younger one go. When he did, I said "Thank you Spooky" out of professional habit.

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Big coup of the day: wiping gum off my shoe gracefully before a.) anyone noticed or b.) it made a mess - the bar is not high for tomorrow

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true! RT As Google Maps Humiliates Apple, The Silver Lining Is Millions Will Finally Upgrade To iOS 6 http://t.co/ovZ1pH7y by @joshconstine

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@googledrive I *love* google docs but PLEASE add page numbers to your presentation product!!