Eli Paris

[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

@WCSmokeout will be the sixth time seeing @zachlanebryan … what’s a man gotta do to hear Sweet DeAnn live?

[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

@WCSmokeout will be my sixth time seeing @zachlanebryan … what’s a man gotta do to hear Sweet DeAnn live?

[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

@zachlanebryan That’s because Chicago’s waa better😤

[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

2 concerts, 2 nights, and 200 miles between em… @zachlanebryan on Wednesday in Chicago, and then @KoeWetzel in Indianapolis on Thursday… Thank you gentlemen. Been looking forward to this week for months🙏🏼❤️

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

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[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

Thank you @muscadinebline for spending 5,966 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped (In the top 0.005% of listeners nbd😤💪🏼) Can’t wait to drive down to Kentucky to see y’all 🙏🏼

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Jack in the Box should do double duty as a sperm donor clinic — name is 👌

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

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and now LIL WAYNE?!

ALL SUPPORT TRUMP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great News: BIG TEN FOOTBALL IS BACK. All teams to participate. Thank you to the players, coaches, parents, and all school representatives. Have a FANTASTIC SEASON! It is my great honor to have helped!!!

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

If you sexually assault a minor, you should be happy you only caught 7 bullets.

[Eli Paris @elimparis43]

@ViewsfromF102 I’m telling you... It’s the next big thing