elio marini

I talk a lot, but people say I’m funny.

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@DemonEvilMuscle @NFL How did you come to that conclusion? Think about what he said and how you contorted it in your own mind. Stfu

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@realDonaldTrump Stfu. Stop congratulating yourself you fucking idiot

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@realDonaldTrump What about the protesters trying to create positive change? Shut the fuck up

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@thabigdonSean @100Lecs @DoublePlayzz It’s a protest. It’s supposed to be overwhelming. Police should just be making sure people are hydrated and have safe controlled traffic on roads to march down. Stfu

[elio marini @elioaugust]

Dumbledore dies; Who went to grab the time turner? No one. Cmon

[elio marini @elioaugust]

Zombies are just mummies that didn’t get wrapped up.

[elio marini @elioaugust]

“I’ve realized, there’s nothing wrong with my body, I just lack confidence” - My sister people watching in St. Pete

[elio marini @elioaugust]

What if we all smell and taste differently because of the difference of content and concentration of booger’s in our noses? Thoughts anyone? #elioaristotle

[elio marini @elioaugust]

It’s not a lie until you know the truth.

[elio marini @elioaugust]

“If you’re looking at another girl thinking about splooging on her, that’s cheating!” - Lady at Red Mesa Cantina

[elio marini @elioaugust]

@khutch @Anakeky @realDonaldTrump Idiot

[elio marini @elioaugust]

What’s the likelihood of getting an amendment about talking in a movie theater on the next ballot?

[elio marini @elioaugust]

I made a big improvement in my life today. My email inbox is clear and the red bubble that read “1,098” has been deflated. I learned a lot about myself through the journey: repetition gives me anxiety, & my index finger is most efficient for swiping right to left.

[elio marini @elioaugust]

There are shooters and there are hoopers. And I see a lot of hoopers out here thinking they can shoot. #ballislife

[elio marini @elioaugust]

I never feel guilt while I’m eating out at a restaurant, but I always carry it home with me. #weightloss #glutton #gluten #cantstopwontstop

[elio marini @elioaugust]

The saying “every corner of the world” was created by flat-eathers to subliminally implant the idea that the earth is not only flat, but a square or possibly some other polygon. This is all in effort to further their cause. #staywoke #FlatEarth

[elio marini @elioaugust]

Today, I was making coffee and thought of that old TV spot, “Tough actin’ Tenactin!”. Is John Madden still alive? Bless that man, and damn his video game that developed my anger issues and inability to cope with losing. #blessjohnmadden #brokencontroller

[elio marini @elioaugust]

If you say “kudos”, we’re not friends.

[elio marini @elioaugust]

I took so much tea from the hotel in Minnesota. I got that good herbal. And if you need hot water, I know a guy.