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@ronnieonly I go for months in Githunguri, Kiambu without experiencing a blackout. And my taps have never run out of water for the 8 years I've lived here. Ama niko America pia?

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@danemi07 @MunaMunahamed Just look for another reason to hate on the Somali community. You can't sell this one.

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@danemi07 @MunaMunahamed in Githunguri, Kiambu where I live, some traders don't accept non-cash payments. So, it's not only in Eastleigh.
The SafeCaps Taxis that ply Ksm-Nrb route also tell you to withdraw if you want to pay via Mpesa. What's your point again?

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@09_gunner @KWSKenya Some people shouldn't have access to the internet.

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@DenisGitari12 @kenyasgossips How do you boycott something you can't afford? Just sit down!

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@NakibongochiAli @C_NyaKundiH I bet some teachers incite students, so they can get a holiday to attend to their side hustles.

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@mundu_useful Here's a millionth bookmark of places I don't remember to visit!

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@Kalasinga_ @odzzmusic And donkeys like Jesus of Nazareth🤣

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@JimmyKings8 We've voted suspected arsonists and murderers to the highest office in the land while they were still on trial. Now we're pretending to care so much about the law...

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@Riteixxxx @KiprutToo At my daughter's school, they have the same pyjamas. It's part of school uniform.

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@dklaston Some of you car tweeps will make me buy an E46. I hope sitaregret.

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@WillyAbuga With your experience, would you advice someone to buy an E90 like this one?

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@wanjiru_k @kipmurkomen You can go to work that day.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My brother Enock Makalio,aka Mwafreeka. Please,you must be humble. Not for my sake but yours. And Understand that no tree is too big to fall. I left my work to come to your podcast not because I didn’t have better things to do but because I respected you and you requested me to be there. I didn’t come to be given a platform,I already have a platform,bigger than yours.

But you did not respect me. I didn’t notice this at first probably because I thought it was my head,but the respect was not reciprocated. You called me to lecture me. Is it because i look young and less clapped than you? Or because I came by nduthi? And when I tell you this the best you can do is tell me nilikuja show nikinuka jasho. Not that theres anything wrong with sweating,but Why didn’t you tell me then and only say it an insult? Kwani sisi ni wanawake? Ulitaka niamke 5am nijitayarishe naenda podcast ya Mwaf?

Na ukiambiwa umefanya utoto unasema ni cancel culture? These same people you dunk on now are the same who ensure youtube pays you. If you built your channel alone you would have two subscribers. Yours and the idiot servant of yours who licks your sende for a living. Please,You must digress

Sit down,refelct your life and decide what you want with your life. Hii yote ni grace umepewa by the most high,and you’re taking it for granted. There are better people than you out here,but it is you who has that podium (for now).

Be humble

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@bosco_gideon Nowadays you can't tell if someone is looking for engagement or they're plainly ignorant.

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You create a problem, pretend to solve it, and expect us to clap for you...

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

BREAKING NEWS: President Ruto orders another Ksh10 reduction in diesel prices, with the new Nairobi pump price dropping to Ksh222.92 from June 14

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@HusseinMohamedg I hope he's decided to resign.

[Google Search Central @googlesearchc]

Today we released the May 2026 core update. We'll update our ranking release history page when the rollout is complete: https://t.co/ZfiT6txJk5

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The thriving sites of 2026 will focus on what AI can't replicate:

-Hosting proprietary data/tools

-Owning first-party customer relationships

-Publishing original, highly referenced insights
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Is the website/SEO dead with the Google I/O 2026 update?
No.
AI can’t think in a vacuum. Gemini, ChatGPT, and Perplexity still need to read something to generate answers.
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But if your site only exists to capture generic informational traffic, you're in trouble.
It should be an authoritative data source for the AI systems.
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