My poltergeist themed pop-punk concept band where I play the drums (poorly) the triangle (occationally) and narrate the stories of the ghosts in our songs will be called petty threat
I would be so easy to unalive if I was a dictator all you would have to do is send me a cake like a fancy cake with buttercream icing and I would perish before the delivery person was off my property
Forget hot girl summer I just want to lie on top of the sheets in vest and shorts with window open curtains closed as a breeze provides some relief from a heatwave ๐ฅบ
Nothing will ever be more iconic than me having a leaving party with my guides unit because I was moving and then commuting to every meeting possible (sometimes begging lifts) because I didnโt want to move units.
Nothing says I am writing an essay but have additional learning needs quite like two laptops, three whiteboards, a bottle of acid reflux medication and speech to text software.
I dreampt that in probation you got yellow carded and then red carded for breaches by a football ref and am now disappointed to know that that is not how it works