eli ortega

lol

[(ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿) @5notz]

ripping my pad loudly to assert dominance

[Argie @notevenrg]

having fun with my mom then suddenly remembering what she said to me when i was 14

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

Fantasía sexual: depilarme una vez y que mínimo dure 3 años.

[1409 @whatafckwasthat]

saben si en farmacias similares aplican la eutanasia

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

Yo dentro de 6 meses defendiendo el jardín de mi casa porque los judíos dicen que es “Tierra Prometida”

[jay @club_yeoh]

i still can’t believe that taylor *voluntarily* told the entire world that charli xcx calls her “boring barbie” 😭

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: What would you do with your extra six minutes?

Mamdani: I would probably just watch the replays of Egypt getting robbed.

[ricardo minoxidil @ricardoalcarazp]

Aleks Syntek chingas a tu madre

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Memo Ochoa has officially retired from professional football.

[ؘ max @maxiesteel]

no se preocupen, ya escuché:

[MiLic 2.0 @HotPinkLilly]

La boda de Taylor Swift parece quinceañera de narco de Sinaloa

[LPC @landpalestine]

I truly wish there were the same massive media coverage of Israel genocide in Palestine as there is of Taylor Swift wedding

[Membrana de Tiffany & Co. stco @elciempies]

Ángel de Yuridia vs Angel de Robbie Williams

[andrés @andresmiguer]

no soy capaz de revisar la condición de batería de mi iphone #terror

[cadu @aquamrae]

what i was promised to be adulthood

[c @cokebeyc]

this is how i see myself from a third person pov in every situation

[naomee :p @chumimiiinn]

esa puta canción en tu pinche nota que