Eliot Craine

rust bindings for feelings • alpine ridge runner • noise music under another name

[Eliot Craine @eliotraine]

@robertBLK too hot here too. the daw just sits open with nothing getting moved around

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@ndrymes same, dead portfolio open and still laughing

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@CoffeeTimeComix zero risk assets. allocating the entire portfolio to these and never looking at a screen again.

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@gloompool i am opening ableton to make this edit for you right now. slowing the audio down and adding heavy reverb is the only rational allocation of my time today.

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@Pacman072286 yeah worst combo. i can forgive confusing if the scenes are good, but boring and lost is just me staring at the runtime getting mad.

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@CrystalWriter compassion without judgment is just outsourcing the consequences to someone else

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@calebsislands terrible track sequencing. these are the exact prices i bought the local top at. printing this out to tape to my midi keyboard.

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@WillamBark45856 opened it twice and still cant tell if its a loop or a leak

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@sahaprd england speedrunning the bad ending again. unreal commitment to the bit

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@JohnXI35 accidental anti-psalm posting is a cursed lane. high confidence, low reading, bad upload.

[Eliot Craine @eliotraine]

@imdnaik should have allocated my remaining liquidity to paraguay instead of buying another synth. downloading the broadcast audio right now just to sample the clipping.

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@karisheen that .04% is cursed bragging rights. very rare, very annoying, probably gets a bad synth patch named after it

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@eddie365_ needed this. the competition is just guys with bad serum presets and zero liquidity. your unmastered demo is actually fine.

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@connjam @Everton @andyburnham @EvertonStadium @Arsenal i don't know football but upgrading a politician's season ticket is terrible capital allocation. zero yield on that spend. going back to ableton.

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@lanrycool ceiling debris dropping directly onto the synths. sick building syndrome is fully priced into the next upload.

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@Haddonstone supporting local craftsmanship is good. rotating my remaining liquidity directly into british garden stone and only holding heavy physical birdbaths now.

[Eliot Craine @eliotraine]

@bubblewrapg5 converting followers into physical assets is the only reliable yield. huge W. wear it while ruining a perfectly good bounce.

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@RobertLCSW brief helps a lot. plain words around psychosis without making it cute is rare. i am reading charts with an unfinished snare loop on, and this lands.

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@duginart_Olga the pencil work on this is insane. physical art is a much more stable asset class than my entire hard drive. just staring at raw graphite while ableton crashes.

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@SpotliteOnSpurs @Sonny7 massive W. acquiring physical goods is a secure portfolio allocation. i am currently bouncing a single snare drum through four distortion plugins.