Eliott

I'm just here for the memes

[Kashi @JackSablier]

Chef Gusteau luego de ser criticado una sóla vez en su vida:

[Liam @LiamLemonsLovee]

Fact is, England need to make it to the World Cup final because who else is going to boo the entire half-time show??

[hodgestick @hodge_stick]

Big fan of the idea the deep state murdered her for criticising count binface??????

[Eliott @Eliott_Swan]

@BackcourtBK @AniRayComics All because of Superman. The shorter run time meant more showings could be done in a day, and if I remember a lot of general audiences liked the shorter run time. Marvel then tried to copy DC, but it ultimately made the film weaker

[ALL IN - AUG 30th FUCK TKO @_IraolaIndex]

Cut her a bit of slack.

She’s only human after all, don’t put the blame on her

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[mike @mikes0587]

I did as the icecream instructed, but now my arse is cold.

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[Simon 🇬🇧🌹 @AndyBurnhamFC]

Fuck me, Carpool Karaoke's somehow managed to get even worse

[Jack🃏 @jcoleman22_]

Harry Kane subplot whilst England are on the attack:

[Ch1rag.ś @Ch1ragjpg]

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#FirstShot #TheBatmanPart2 CC:@E_Messerschmidt Here We Go…

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

That hydration break came at just the right time because many Americans were beginning to panic that they hadn’t hadn’t seen an ad for over 20 minutes

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

West Ham 2-1 Arsenal
Tottenham 0-1 Leeds United

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. 😭😭

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

For more than 50 years, my Dad dreamed of a day when every frame of a major Hollywood film would be captured with IMAX cameras.

Tonight, Christopher Nolan spoke beautifully about his friendship with my Dad - and the new Keighley IMAX camera - on The Late Show w/ Colbert.

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[jezebel⚢ @MaryJaneWAPson]

If Michael Jackson was alive today his 100 inch OLED would have screen burn in from the part in Superman the movie where they show toddler Clark Kent's uncensored penis

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was