Elise Ani

Just a little girl in a big world.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I haven’t tweeted in a LIFETIME, but I’m appalled at the experience I’m having @VictoriasSecret right now at King of Prussia. I used to love VS but this store and the customer service training has 100% deteriorated. Sad.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Starting to make deposits on wedding things and my fiancé says “I’m about to go Bird Box in the car right now.” 😂 #birdbox #birdboxmovie

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@dexterstonewall This is always be one of life’s big unanswered questions.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I was today years old. #HappyHalloween

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Just heard this on Spotify and it makes me feel weird. “I want you to ruin my life” is the primary lyric.... Pretty sure no girl wants that... this song screams emotional abuse... “I want you to bring it all on, make it all wrong and I’ll make it alright”.. ? No.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@AngelaAnaconda0 I think we get it for KY girls weekend for old-times sake. @leatheablack

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@AngelaAnaconda0 I feel like never is the appropriate age. #nevergrowingup

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I don’t go on rants often but this really annoys me. Don’t market yourself as being inclusive because it’s “trendy” if you’re only protraying one image. Where are all “shapes and sizes”? Because all I see is tall and skinny.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Do you ever just like not get someone’s sense of humor at all but you laugh anyways because you feel like it’s appropriate? That’s basically been me since college.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@BenefitBeauty @leatheablack you tried

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

A top reason for getting married has to be fitted sheets. I need you @Chase_Englund.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I just realized I have no sports bra packed for the gym today but I’m committed to my one workout this week so I’m just going to wear exactly what I wore to work with sneakers. Can’t wait. (Telling people makes it real)

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@leatheablack This is the worst, agreed. Also, I admit openly that I’m the person talking.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

@AliKatV_ @Twitter This drives me nutsssss why Twitter?!?

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Also last night I had a Apple Pie Caramel Apple and my life changed forever. Highly recommend. #basicfallshit

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Basically my whole life I’ve wished the word ‘nose’ was spelled ‘noes’. I’m not sure why but it deeply bothers me every time I write it. Anyone else feel this way or am I just crazy? 👃🏼 #whonoes

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

Has anyone else just been tossing 100% of everything they receive via paper mail for the past 3 years? Half of me is concerned I owe money, haven’t properly paid taxes, have no insurance etc. the other half is like “It’s FINEEE, if it was important they’d email me.”

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I just realized I only whitened half my teeth yesterday because I just found the other strip on the plastic, on the floor. So yeah.

[Elise Ani @elise_ani]

I remember my first time in an @Uber pool ... lol @leatheablack