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🦟🦟🦟🦟

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Should i have sex at the Eiffel tower

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Germany tomorrow 😛

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

Imagine having sex with Johnny knoxville at the height of jackass

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

I am so tired of reflecting and growing please god enough is enough

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Why does becoming the best version of yourself kinda suck

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

I think the best part about knowing i won’t be getting married until im in my 40s is that I’ll have a boob job and my sleeves will be finished

[jnn @jenngaly]

Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

And on top of it all- i had Cinnamon Toast Crunch for dinner

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Like no joke he bought my tickets and has an entire itinerary planned so that’s cool

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Getting flown out to Germany idk

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Getting flown out to Germany idk

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Got into a physical altercation at target today

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Blah blah blah i want to date an alt girl blah blah NO YOU DONT LEAVE ME ALONE

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Yes I’m a Pilates princess yes i have tribal hand tattoos yes we exist

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Being sober is awesome i take it back

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Highkey prefer my dog that’s kind of a jerk more than a golden retriever like dog that has no personality whatsoever

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

He is driving over an hour to come to me so that’s a good start

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

I have a date today let’s see how that goes

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

I have a date today let’s see how that goes

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

All i do is workout and hang with my dog and i wouldn’t have it any other way

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

I don’t have breast cancer btw i just need to go back for yearly ultrasounds moving forward

[ahhhhhh @elise_is_ugly]

Scrolling through hinge in the breast cancer diagnostic waiting room