yung cash register aka lil broomstick

she/her you don't impress me, you don't intimidate me

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@green_ipod_nano so real for this one. I needed to see this today

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

Evil Tracy turnblad be like:

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE U got reverse lactose intolerance

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

I’m addicted to putting mercury in the trash. You cant stop me

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

Surfs up in Montana

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

Montana

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE Lmao flight got delayed then canceled so slept in Denver. New flight leaving in 45 min tho!! Montana or bust

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

*Patrick star voice*
Me: I wish I could sleep there!
Denver airport: Really? 🥺
Me: no

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

The acoustic “soak up the sun” by Cheryl crow is sending me, as if that was supposed to lull me to sleep

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@ceisk_ @WlNTRE I’m Quiet

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE 3rd pic is me + David every day

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE Incredible

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE *hits blunt*
wheeeeeelp, would you look at the time, I should really get that chicken Alfredo started

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE Am I outing myself cuz I liked this tweet and it showed up on ur feed 😶

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WlNTRE ???????

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@WholesomeMeme @WlNTRE simba needs this

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@kyrabank nah.. simba wtf

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

Whoever decided they didn’t need to cut the wraps in half anymore at city market, your moms a hoe

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@theneedledrop Felt genetix

[yung cash register aka lil broomstick @elisealbertini]

@marketcasket Like, ya, YOU only used it for 2 years.. and 2 years with someone before that, and 2 more before that