Elise

I do algebra for fun

[Elise @elisecmack]

@Andy Elise from WI: West and Amanda, was there a conversation to discuss how this “connection” would affect your relationships with Ciara and Kyle and if so, how did you justify choosing to disregard them and move forward together?

[Elise @elisecmack]

me on a date: wanna see me solve this Rubik’s cube? (I brought the Rubik’s cube)

[Elise @elisecmack]

I’m strongly against dating a catholic, but a man with a Jesus tattoo had me questioning myself. Lord give me strength

[Elise @elisecmack]

I just wanna be in the part of dating/relationships where you don’t have to ask me how my day was every single day. I literally cannot wait to just be ignored.

[Elise @elisecmack]

I need a petition for it to be illegal to google my medical symptoms. This has single handedly ruined my life.

[Elise @elisecmack]

If we are on a date and you mention my dating app profile, respectfully, I can never see you again. I don’t care if that’s how we met. Why would you embarrass me like that.

[Elise @elisecmack]

@ErasTourResell 🥹

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

MINNEAPOLIS SWIFTIES‼️

We have a seller who wants us to pick a buyer for the show on 6/23. Retweet and reply THIS TWEET if you want to purchase the tickets! Closes at 9:30 PM EST today!!

[Elise @elisecmack]

@erastourticketz I’ve never seen Taylor before and I fear I never will 😭

[Elise @elisecmack]

@swiftslovees @rambam27 @chellebell2512

[Elise @elisecmack]

hear me out - a comedy roast but at the altar on your wedding day

[Elise @elisecmack]

there is no female on earth that I am more afraid of than a basketball girl, specifically ones with those loose ponytails

[Elise @elisecmack]

anytime I start a sentence with “I’m not trying to be rude” …that’s a lie

[Elise @elisecmack]

I’ll never be that girl who gets annoyed when a man hits on her. It happens to me twice a year. I will always welcome it and I will always make it awkward.

[Elise @elisecmack]

get yourself a friend who basically starts a search party when you don’t reply to texts/calls within 30 min

(it’s me, I’m the friend)

[Elise @elisecmack]

one thing about me is imma eat lunch at 11:30 am

[Elise @elisecmack]

We’re not washing our pots after only boiling noodles in them right??

[Elise @elisecmack]

who asked Ticketmaster and Southwest to compete to be the worst companies of 2022

[Elise @elisecmack]

Anyone else just have a sworn enemy at the gym for absolutely no reason?

[Elise @elisecmack]

You know those people who have an incredibly obnoxious sneeze? I’m convinced they do that on purpose. Like why are you causing a scene, mom