Brittany Elise

Tech Services Librarian 📖 Lover of murder mysteries. Life was furever changed when I became a dog mom 🐾 Mozzarella is the superior cheese. #BLM

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Remembering when I went to a Paramore concert and somebody organised a proposal on stage during The Only Exception and I bawled

[Brendan Fehr @unrealfehr]

Can’t take your eyes of a #NewMexico sunset.
#BandT #nmfilm #roswell #dans #nofilter

[T.J. Chambers @tjchambersLA]

You’re allowed to call anything “Country music’s biggest night” like literally no one checks

[Sidney W🇩🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @wahlstedt007]

As a German, I find the political situation in the United States very stressful. How hard must it be for the American people???

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

As my 10yo got his @pfizer vaccine tonight he was nervous but kept whispering his (high risk) best friend’s name over and over. And I have zero regrets that my kid was scared and yet did something out of love for another person anyways.

[Brittany Elise @eliseinvincible]

Bout to drink all this brandy so that my Wendy’s will actually taste good 🍹

[Brittany Elise @eliseinvincible]

Lyft driver: What’s your favorite kind of music?
Me: Alternative or Indie pop
Lyft driver: *puts on Algerian rap*

Nailed it bruh, nailed it.

[Brittany Elise @eliseinvincible]

@NathanMackBrown 💁🏽‍♀️

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Christopher Columbus was as American as Jesus was white.

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

We should all be able to steal something tomorrow in honor of “Columbus Day”.

[Ken Armstrong @bykenarmstrong]

Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls.

One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails.

Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)

[Howard ✡. 🟦🇮🇱🎗🧡 @HowardA_AtLaw]

"Nurses against vaccines" is like firefighters against smoke detectors, sprinklers, and hoses.

[B @Breliloquy]

The worst thing is realizing that someone isn't a bad friend, they're a bad friend to you, specifically.

Like wow apparently you're capable of not being an asshole to people who are not me? Cool cool.

[Brittany Elise @eliseinvincible]

It’s only 9am and my husband has already made me want to murder him y’all