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Happiness over errything

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

Tommy, since I already wrote you a long retirement message last year, this time I shall say, welcome to the 2x retired club.

You’re a legend and you always will be, my friend ♥️🏉 @TomBrady

[Tommy L @TLeeLaxDad]

@OnlyInBOS Just keep her away from the Celtics …. Can’t have the Kardashian curse this year

[E @elisejoycee]

Smiths detection line of security - secret to follow so you don’t need to remove items from your bag or take shoes off

[E @elisejoycee]

@PopFactions Omg

[E @elisejoycee]

@Miles_Teller I love you

[E @elisejoycee]

Not my chair not my problem. Mood today

[E @elisejoycee]

@Exit24B @Lizardman6999 I’ve been waiting.

[E @elisejoycee]

Traveling alone is underrated. Do not fuck with slow walkers or annoying voices at 5am

[E @elisejoycee]

@elonmusk @PPathole I want to have a conversation with you on this topic

[E @elisejoycee]

IPAs are sneakyyyy. Have had 3 and I’m feeling great on this Sunday

[E @elisejoycee]

@elonmusk Can I personally email you and attach my resume

[E @elisejoycee]

Turns out there is such a thing.... god damnit.

[E @elisejoycee]

Apple needs to have Find my AirPods function because those little shits go missing way too often

[E @elisejoycee]

Anyone else hate when you eat something spicy at a restaurant and your drink is empty so you feel like low key dying

[E @elisejoycee]

The post office is one of the worst places to go when running errands. Seriously the sloths working at the RMV in Zootopia

[E @elisejoycee]

@Lizardman6999 I bet you can’t make it 40 days without betting

[E @elisejoycee]

#TikTok https://t.co/Yt1bGC6HxQ

[E @elisejoycee]

@therealDBcoop Dying to KNOW

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

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You would think Venmo has figured out its glitching and shit by now since it’s probably the most common way people make transactions these days. But no