elise 😇

keep tryin to be an angel but I’m still raisin hell

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@RickyDean05 These hoes ain’t loyal my guy 😂

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The worst thing ever is takin a shower and having to shit right after.

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@tbone_xoxo14 Ignorance is bliss

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@CP_OD The drink they make in prison out of piss 😂😂😂 your survey did not give me that option

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@KYork27 It’s not lol

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@jessica__brewer

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

i swear you hit an age where the late nights & hangovers aren’t that fun anymore like all i wanna do is relax, bond with the people i love, save my money, get prettier & build my future

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@jessica__brewer And that’s when you throw the whole man away 🤷🏻‍♀️

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

sorry but drama at this age is embarrassing... i don’t associate.

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

I’m never moving again. Packing & unpacking is bullshit 😂

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

The only unsolicited advice I’ll ever give another mom is:

PUT THEM BADASS KIDS TO BED EARLY AF & POUR YOURSELF A DRINK.

You’re welcome 🥰

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

Not me up at 1am eating buttered spaghetti noodles 😅

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

My milk randomly letting down got me like 😅😅😅

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

I’ve been cleaning out my current house the past couple weeks since we’re buying another & HOLY SHIT. I cannot deal with the amount of random shit I have collected over the past 6 years.

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@KYork27 Literally the complete opposite of everything your husband is 😂😂

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

@KYork27 Big facts

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

After being so excited to finally get home so I could sleep, I can’t sleep at all 😂😂😂

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

Soooo the fact that I’m having a baby in 6 days or less is terrifying 😂 I know I already have a child but idk what the hell I’m doing w her half the time idk why God thought I could raise another lmaooooo

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

These pregnancy hormones are killer man 😅 THE MOOD SWINGS

[elise 😇 @elisek95]

I have ZERO motivation to do anything today 😅