elise♡

yo✌️

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this is what I expect to see when a child asks me to “watch this”

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

@savannahvicario Can you recommend a good oatmeal facial bar? 🩷

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’ve been lied to my whole life and I’m tired of it

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

This Govt has spent…

More dealing with the rail strikes than it would have cost to settle them

More dealing with the doctors strikes than it would have cost to restore their pay

This isn’t about cost

This is about keeping people in their lanes and collapsing the NHS.

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

I do the exact same but on my phone tbf

[SHABS @JoeShabadu]

this guy reading the wetherspoons menu for 15mins on the train yesterday

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Honestly if i’d have been made to sit through just one meal with a toddler before I decided to have kids there may have been some serious reconsiderations

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

First time i’ve seen one of them at a soft play

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Me 🤝 telling my daughter something is spicy when i don’t want to share

[Danya @dxxnya]

we did it girls

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

We have a woman of colour as Home Secretary pushing through a law that would make it impossible for a victim of sex trafficking to access help through the UK's Modern Slavery System, if they entered the country through illegal means.

Representation isn't equality, pass it on.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

we need to bring this back

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

My 2 year old just called a dragonfly a dinosaur bee and i love the logic 👏🏻

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

This has just made my day

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Me 🤝 losing something and repeatedly looking in the same 3 places hoping I didn’t see it before

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Parenting is weird cos one minute we’re playing like best friends and the next minute you’re telling them off, trying to be taken seriously with 17 stickers on your face

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

What do you mean you don’t accept vibes as a payment method?

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

@gregor_lawrence Hahahaha brilliant 👏🏻

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Wow kids really do give the best compliments, my 2 year old just told me my eyes look like marmite 🥰

[elise♡ @eliselassalle]

Ever since i got glasses i’ve been waiting for them to bring out this feature