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Condiment Connoisseur. Craft Beer Lover. Fluent in Sarcasm. Hopeless Romantic. Edit: Found him

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I was supposed to include a recipie with my bridal shower gift today.. and well. This is my skill set so

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Wow

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@ericreznicek ReLike

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People are freaking crazy with emotions and what they share on social media anymore.

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LVP and Gordon Ramsey is a duo I never knew I needed. Give them a show stat. #WWHL

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I 10 min in and I very clearly already watched too many clips of the #VPR Reunion in the last week😅

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Damn, Lala out here makin’ me cry. #pumprules #vanderpumprules

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It’s too cold outside, for angels to fly.

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I can not even deal with how rotten people are. It’s effecting my GD sleep schedule.

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I used to think loving people more than myself made me a good person but in reality it made me a very sad person. I had to start all over with myself & teach myself what I deserved. Soft reminder that you don’t have to wait for people to care about you the way you wish they would

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Ok, so is it my algorithms? Bc why do I still randomly keep getting the hamsters? I mean I’m not mad but why lmao

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Why am I 32 years old, on TikTok at almost midnight, watching a live of four hamsters running on wheels for over 3 minutes is an answer I’ll never know.

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@twschwa sooooooo “what in tarnations” is a no?😐

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I truly hope the use of “what in tarnations” makes a solid comeback is my only opinion😂

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And everyone is running circles. It’s what you do in this god damn town.

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@GavinAdcock straight to jail. For the fact this song still has me on a chokehold since it’s release.

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And they say pressure makes diamonds, how the hell am I still coal?

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Dan Levy with more than one Super Bowl commercial is it

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If I die from now to 80 years old, will somebody promise to just put my library on shuffle at a celebration of life for me.

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I know I read it once, and have thought it, but why can’t we get a confessional for football the way we do reality tv lmao

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@ayeeeestephanie I will never understand😭

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I’ve seen it so many times and want someone to explain to me how anyone can move from the literal North East to down South and acquire a FULL BLOWN “accent” so quickly. Like, no. I get being around people and picking up “phrases”. But YAaAAa’LL STOP

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Awake, just wondering what my preference sheet would consist of if I were a primary on Below Deck