Elise Puma

Mom x 2, runner, food lover, beer lawyer. Happily living in STL, raised Oklahoman, former Floridian.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

No seatbelts on anyone in the car with @KirkHerbstreit on @CollegeGameDay? Do better. @espn @PatMcAfeeShow @ReceDavis @EugenePolice

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

One of the several bonuses NYC has on STL is the fact that Uber drivers don’t try to tell you their life story.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Finally got off the plane after 30+ minutes. Took at least 8 people to get the jetbridge open and the airport alarms were going off.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Sitting stuck on my last @Delta flight for 20+ min so far because the @flystl crew changed the jetway code and didn’t tell anyone, so we can’t get out of the plane.
@ksdknews @KMOV @stltoday @USATODAY

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Apparently someone at @StanleyBrand is using my kids’ names for their new line of coolers. It can’t possibly be coincidence that they have 2 named coolers dropping, using both of my girls’ names—one of which isn’t even a common name. #stanley #stanleycup

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Sitting in the airport lounge cracking up at @PatMcAfeeShow legal disclaimers. Your lawyers and I need to be friends. @espn #PMSLive #pmsseatgeekticker
PS - you know there’s another meaning to #PMS, right?

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@BingingWBabish @stljbfestival Do tickets to Basics with Babish in St. Louis include the book/signing?

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Hey @AirbnbHelp, you have a major problem going on in St. Louis. There’s a 100+ person party at the rental at Mississippi & Geyer that involves shots fired, drugs, and crazy noise. Police have responded, there’s still gunfire, and your host is irresponsible. Shut this down.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Thrilled for the @OU_Softball three-peat! Now what I really need is for one of the girls to teach me to do my T-baller’s/future Sooner’s hair because this OU alum & former softballer just cannot. @alexstorako @jordybahl @kinziehansen @alyss_33 @OU_Alumni #softball #tball

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@AskAmex I chatted through the website and got nowhere. Still no miles; they said it could be 2 weeks to 90 days. That’s just not going to work, so I’m sending a claim notice to legal.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Anyone else having the hardest time getting @AmericanExpress to post bonus miles to @Delta? It’s been 12+ weeks and I’m starting over again with customer service. I just want to book my vacation! @thepointsguy @AskAmex

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@AskAmex @thepointsguy Apparently I can’t send a DM to you? Can you reach out to me?

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@AskAmex @thepointsguy Hi V, yes I can chat now & will send a DM

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@ianfroeb First, your curse struck quick with BEAST and I’m so sad! But second, no Yellowbelly again? That’s confusing. I’d argue strenuously that it’s far superior to some on the list in food and service.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@HawleyMO @JDVance1 @Chiefs @Bengals Seriously? You know that Joe’s is in Kansas, right? Love that my senator can’t even google what bbq is in my state.

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Love how @Starbucks claims to be about reducing waste but then refuses to sell me a pumpkin spice latte with the open container of pumpkin on the counter because “there’s no button to ring it up.” So you’re just wasting the open product then? #starbucks #notecofriendly #waste

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

Hey @seanseaevans you should have Bob Chapek and/or Josh D’Amaro on @hotonesgameshow! @WaltDisneyCo @DisneyStudios @DisneyPlus @DisneyParks @WaltDisneyWorld @Disneyland #d23

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

You’re so out of touch with the whole world, @HawleyMO. You embarrass us in Missouri and fail to properly represent us. Not a single other person voted no, not even your own party. #resign https://t.co/qSJdAO4PtS

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@GerardFCraft Thank you so much!

[Elise Puma @elisepuma]

@GerardFCraft Hi! Other than Pastaria of course, any recommendations for dinner in Nashville Sunday night?