Elise Sharpe

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

[void angel 𒌓 @egregirls]

that's also for women sorry

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[Sherri @SheikhSheroze]

Winter’s all about random moment of realization that you didn't have a glass of water whole day

[gumball @gnmball]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called beer

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

I love when grown people are still so fun and goofy. Especially in work environments. Idk why the world wants you to be stoic, boring and bitter. Just grey and unbothered, that’s depressing!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

My version of deep cleaning is just throwing everything away. I’m overstimulated bye!

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Every winter I act like it’s my first year on earth and am completely confused how and why it’s cold outside.

[soli @solisolsoli]

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

[♰ @reeceollld]

allegedly

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

“Halloween dont feel the same” idk maybe it’s because your 32

[tori💥 @toribertha69]

i hate gay halloween wdym ur the butch lesbian that runs mcdonald’s like the navy

[Jenni @hashjenni]

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive