Elise Roller

@solhounds is my thang.

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

@winnipegtransit your busses often leave stops early instead of staying on schedule which forces riders to arrive early. Then when the bus is late, we're forced to stand in the cold for an unreasonable amount of time. Do better. #winnipegtransit

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

@hansonmusic how long does it take to check a #Nord at #SXSW. 45 min apparently...

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

@hansonmusic it was not my childhood dream to watch your techs soundcheck for an hour.

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

#djbsmtdave play You & Me remix by #flume

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

@Grimezsz fucking killing it at @osheaga despite the flu. So much talent for this woman. #rocknroll 💗💗💗

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

@patskirn @24thStreetWail Ahhh I was at the Junos in Calgary so I couldn't go!

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

When guys wear those baggy butt jeans that make it look like they've got diarrhea in their pants. Who the F thought that was a good choice?

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

How many people have to find a baby sitter just so they can work? Just wondering bcuz this is literally the bane of my existence. #work4work

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Parents are assholes too.

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Children can be such assholes. Mine, of course, is nearly perfect. #kidssuck #nottheirfault #theystillsuck

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

I don't have groceries so I'm just going to eat all the leftover Christmas chocolates. #health #leftovers #chocolate

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Too many unclassy tweets about my body, I know. #notsorry

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

I like how guys joke around about PMS but if they ever had to deal with it even more wars would start. #PMS #periodproblems #mendontgetit

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Egg nog in my coffee = worth the diarrhea #dairysensitivity #dairyfree #holidaycheating #eggnog #nomnom

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Parenting 101: lie to your kids about lies. #ElfOnTheShelf #christmastradition #christmascrisis… https://t.co/lIt5GXAlL9

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

I would wax for the birthday sex but it's more like, it's my birthday... The hair stays. #birthdaysex #hairremoval #ladythings

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

So I guess I don't really tweet enough... Maybe I'll change

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Busy day. Working two jobs. Running kid around. Still voted. #JustVoteDammit #AnythingButHarper #CanadaVotes

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

Just realized I'm wearing both @scmiramira tank top AND shades today. #bandmom #nerd #repthisinmywork #repthisinmyplay #repthisinmysleep

[Elise Roller @eliseroller]

... That moment when your friend tells you they are having triplets... #triplets #omg #unexpected #stoked