Elise Sievert Bhushan

Kai & Eva's Mom (b/c you lose your last name when you get married and your first name when you have a kid) | Writer | Actor |

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

I got flowers today. I also got peed on. #joysofmotherhood

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

Only my one year old can use a tissue and then hold it up to my nose. #momlife

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

My desk always has toys on it. #momlife

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@IssaRae You have to now and make it a thing🤣🤣🤣

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

Come take a (virtual) rideshare with me at @danceswithfilms Saturday, September 5th at 5pm or Sept 6th 3:30 for the UDRIVE ME Premiere. https://t.co/5FJvzqjuMR

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

My one year old said one of his 20 words “ROCKS” and handed them to me closed fist. Focused on him speaking and my workout I didn’t look at what he handed me for a bit...it was dog poop. 🤦‍♀️

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

My son looks at me with all the concern in the world and says “oh no” his little finger points to my wrinkles. #momlife

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@bessbell I feel more creative and my writing has never been stronger post babies.

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@ramy @JinaJayCasting @TelevisionAcad This is amazing on so many levels! Win that Emmy!

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

My toddler pooped on the toilet today!!! He also ate dirt.

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@mindykaling This is why I love you:)

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

The generation that wouldn’t buy water 20 years ago now has hundreds of one-use water bottles in their garage.

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

Do I shove them back in or fold them?

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

Taking all the @Kleenex out of the box occupied my toddler for 3 minutes.

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@HillaryClinton If looks could talk...

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

I have plenty of dishes to wash...but yes put your broccoli in that toy colander and mash it around with the toy spoon. #toddlers

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@MichelleObama "@JoeBiden wants all of our kids to go to a good school, see a doctor when they are sick and live on a healthy planet." I really don't understand why some people think this is socialism. This is being a good human.

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

When I open my mac book and my earlier text message argument replays

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

Nice reversal.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

im sad today 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@mk_sievert I’m don’t think I have ever been this excited. I almost pooped my pants. Hahaha

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

My 18 month old pooped on the toilet!!!! (Whisper) Is it weird I don’t want to flush to savor this moment? #moms #toddlers #pottytraining

[Elise Sievert Bhushan @EliseSievert]

@mk_sievert I am so happy!!!