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[e @elisewhitty]

Tesla drivers are kinda like iPad kids

[e @elisewhitty]

@ChipotleTweets explain yourself; does this really look like $1.60 worth

[e @elisewhitty]

Hearing the bun in the oven metaphor in reference to pregnant women never fails to make me feel slightly uncomfortable

[e @elisewhitty]

@_jayquintanilla @dsansone32 You’re grateful for nothing and it shows

[Derek @dsansone32]

Grateful for the day

[e @elisewhitty]

@mads_lipsky8 @Lj_era8 Maddy.

[e @elisewhitty]

@djdoormat Respectfully, no

[e @elisewhitty]

@kevkerrr But I think you’re on to something @Uber

[e @elisewhitty]

Cannot stop thinking about old bay bagels from über

[e @elisewhitty]

@nickleslie112 U knew I meant Simon tho right

[e @elisewhitty]

What on earth is the name of the third chipmunk

[e @elisewhitty]

Everyone makes mistakes but if you borrow my things and ruin them ur d3ad to me <3

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Pls do me a favor and don’t call or text me I don’t want talk.

[e @elisewhitty]

That person who has to have the last word but they don’t have any original content to add, so they just repeat something someone else said

[e @elisewhitty]

She went in for a hickey but he had plans with his mom later that night

[e @elisewhitty]

Spotify kinda funny

[e @elisewhitty]

Bologna

[e @elisewhitty]

Absolutely foul words

[e @elisewhitty]

Absolutely foul words