Elise L. Riley

Miss Dunkin Donut 2003. Cardinals baseball always.

As you can see, I like driving, swerving, dipping, and whipping.

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@starrylemonlime enjoying a crisp Starry while watching the @NBA Starry 3-Point Contest! That Starry ball is sick! #Starry3PT

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@NBAonTNT sorry Candace but Camsanity was weak. Try Camdemonium

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@MountainDew WE ARE COMING FOR THIS BAJA BLAST HOT SAUCE 🌶️

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@KitKat_US the blueberry muffin KitKats are absolutely incredible and need to be permanent! I could eat 40 a day!!!

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@LAYS @Lays I’m the biggest fan of the #Packers and deserve a bag of #LaysGoldenGrounds because in my house, even the dogs get decked out on game day! We all wanna taste those Lambeau potatoes! AARON FOR MVP #BackToBack #Sweepstakes #GoPackGo

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@Gatorade I need some of that UNC Gatorade! Hook it up please!!! That's my favorite flavor too!

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

#FanDuelSuperSameGameParlay @FDSportsbook LETS GO! SO HYPE

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

Pack didn't make it this year but we'll be watching the Super Bowl on the projector anyway! And of course betting on Fan Duel the whole time. Pat, we really want one of those two "Oculi" you're giving away haha. Loved watching Aaron on the show this season :) #FanDuelPMSSuperShow

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@CapitalOne I need coronavirus assistance. Website says to call customer service. Customer service line says it cannot take calls because it is too busy helping people who need coronavirus assistance. That's what I need! No way to obtain assistance on the website. PLEASE HELP.

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@absasselin Big fan of your YT vids! Planning a quick trip to Houston next month and know you love the city. Best sights to see and places to eat? I trust whatever you recommend! Hope you're having a great weekend <3 <3 <3

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@SheratonTelAviv I need assistance in obtaining a receipt from a recent stay. Can someone please help me?

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@joerogan Joe, can you please do a show in St. Louis, MO soon? My fiance is your biggest fan -- I know everyone says that, but he idolizes you as if you were his father or a freaking prophet -- and his life won't be complete until he sees you live. It would make his entire life.

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

@carly Can you please PLEASE please do a blog post about how you style that white shirt onesie in your latest post on the best white shirts? I want to see it in action! It seems like a good way to avoid having to retuck all day like you said. Thanks :)

[Elise L. Riley @elisewryly]

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