elsiah

if twitter stops being funny i’m abandoning this account and leaving it as an archive of my existence

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

snapchat better stop suggesting friends to me. i have enough

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

no one fucking addresses how good music sounds when you're drunk. fucking address it

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

i’m just realizing again that it’s actually so fuckin easy to reply to messages without letting 10 hours pass beforehand lmao i’m going back to my old ways tho

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

what the f are they putting in milk tea to make it so damn good……….. every time i try to make my own it tastes like shite

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

i hate the version of myself that spotify wrapped describes

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

in my French era

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

bro work brings out my darkest thoughts. i almost considered buying a beret to WEAR

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

the most annoying bitch in the world isn’t even a person it’s my right eyebrow

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

@serenassharma “old picture of yourself or bad luck for two years!!!” get tf out of my face 💀

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

why are ppl at our big age still using chain mail ass ig story prompts like be fr rn

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

i’m in my angsty girl era again, probably for a few days. i am fully dedicating all my efforts to making myself feel this way for no reason

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

why did we all think crouching and looking up toward the camera was like the best pose of all time. it fuckin sucks

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

can’t have shit with music nowadays. why

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

and YES, :) is a form of punctuation

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

i’m in my mental breakdown era

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

sometimes i’m amazed at the things i just know. like i saw a PVC pipe and was like, in my head, “that must be a PVC pipe”

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

i’ve never felt like my social battery has ever fully depleted after doing anything social, in my life, and then i had to start replying to messages on linkedin

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

why do men always have to post their nasty ass scabs and cuts on their stories. get some help for that first actually

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

do not go to playland rn it just rained and the entire place smells like a piggy bank

[elsiah @elishafacundo]

why did the airplane girlies claim mitski